Minecraft SMP – /lol/ – Llama Out Loud | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MysticCraft Land 1.21

Censorship, controversial, double standards, freedom of speech, gay cock, Homosexuality, humor, Land, LGBTQ, LHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, MysticCraft, offensive, outrage culture, pisslam, Political Correctness, Provocative, Religion, satire, shock value, social commentary, taboo

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8983
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion! We have players running around like headless chickens, building upside-down houses, and creating pixel art of their favorite memes. It’s a total mind-bending experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. Don’t miss out on the absolute madness that is our server!

Furiosa’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Action Movie, Adventure, badass character, charlize theron, desert wasteland, dystopian future, female empowerment, Female Protagonist, feminist icon, Furiosas, George Miller, iconic role, Imperator Furiosa, mad max, memorable quotes, Minecraft, nicholas hoult, one-armed warrior, post-apocalyptic, Remember Furiosa, smp, strong female lead, Tom Hardy, war rig

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mines Excavated:	3074	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Well, forget about her because she’s got nothing on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to ride into battle on a llama armed with a diamond sword and a stack of TNT. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. So if you’re ready to embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of mayhem, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP!

BrotherBlameGameCraft

Accountability, alcoholism, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, BrotherBlameGameCraft, college, Communication, family, financial struggles, forgiveness, Jealousy, mental health, parenting, personal responsibility, Resentment, self improvement, self worth, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, success, toxic relationships

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Void Gems Collected:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	New Chunks Explored:	464719
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation and fun!

Join us and leave behind the craziness of family drama like the one described above. On our server, you won’t have to worry about your brother shaming you or blaming you for his problems. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with jealous siblings or crazy family dynamics. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun here!

EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP

Cinema, EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP, ending, film, Haunting, haunting films, haunting moments, haunting movie endings, haunting movies, haunting scenes, Movie, Mystery, psychological thriller, Suspense, Thriller, unresolved, unresolved ending, unresolved mystery, unresolved plot, unresolved questions, unresolved storyline

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	New Chunks Explored:	111321
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like the movie ending that haunts you forever, but in a good way! Like, imagine if the server was a movie and the ending was so crazy, you couldn’t stop thinking about it. That’s what this SMP is like, but with blocks and stuff.

Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper blew it up, but then a magical unicorn appeared and rebuilt it with rainbow blocks. It was so epic, I couldn’t believe my eyes. And then, like, a dragon swooped down and gave me a diamond sword that shoots lasers. I know, it sounds crazy, but it totally happened.

So, if you want to experience movie-ending-level craziness in Minecraft, you have to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins. Who doesn’t love free cake, am I right? Join now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! 🍰🦄🐉🌈 #MovieEndingSMP #CakeIsLife

LoveCraftMC

acts of service, appreciation, Communication, emotional connection, emotional needs, expressing love, Love And Communication, love and relationships, love language, LoveCraftMC, personal growth, physical touch, primary love language, quality time, receiving gifts, relationship dynamics, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, showing affection, Understanding, words of affirmation

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Votes:	3985	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with a love language twist! That’s right, on our server, you can communicate with your fellow players using heart emojis, love letters, and even serenading them with love songs in-game.

But that’s not all! We have special events like speed dating where you can find your Minecraft soulmate, and couples building challenges where you and your partner can show off your teamwork skills. And if you’re feeling extra romantic, you can even propose to your in-game crush with a virtual diamond ring!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about spreading the love (literally), then join us now and get ready to experience a whole new level of gameplay. Who knows, you might even find your one true blocky love on our server!

TelAvivTNTBoomz

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Dozen, global crisis, Houthi, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military attack, missile strike, Political unrest, RETALIATION, security threat, Tel Aviv, TelAvivTNTBoomz, Tension, Terrorism, violence, War, Wounds, Yemen

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7696
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	443	Players Killed by Monsters:	3205
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! we got more explosions than a houthi missile strike in tel aviv, but don’t worry, no one gets hurt except maybe your sides from laughing so hard. we’ve got crazy mini games like “dodge the creeper” and “sheep rodeo” where you can ride sheep like a pro. plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a firework show every day. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing getting wounded is your boredom!

Aqua & Gruel: Neolithic Noms

agriculture, Ancient, Aqua, archaeology, Bread, Cooking, Culinary, diet, discoveries, Early Neolithic, Farmers, Food, grains, gruel, History, Meal, Neolithic, Noms, nutrition, research, Scandinavia, Scandinavian culture, Water

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

hey u! ya u, lookin for a wild ride in minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz we got WATER AND GRUEL – NOT BREAD! that’s right, we’re all about that neolithic farmer diet up in here.

imagine chowin down on some gruel while buildin a sick castle with ur pals. who needs bread when u got gruel, right? plus, we got a whole storyline about how the neolithic farmers in scandinavia survived on this diet and thrived. it’s like a history lesson, but way more fun cuz it’s in minecraft.

so come on over and join the party! build, survive, and eat gruel like a true neolithic farmer. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafted Survival

Additions, Bedrock Port, Community, crafted, Discord, Environment, Friendly, Fun, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, mojang, Playtime, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Trailer, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Mines Excavated:	1010
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Crafted Survival Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Shopping District	Dedicated area for player shops and trading
Homes and TPA	Players can set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	Interactive map of the server world
Mob Heads	Chance to get mob heads as drops
One Player Sleep	One player can sleep to skip the night
Ranks	Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base	Community of active players

Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect using the IP play.craftedsurvival.net

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and maintain a friendly community

Q: How can I claim land?

A: Use the land claiming feature to protect your builds

Azure Realm 1.20

4koma, AZURE, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Haruna, Izuna, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Realm, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3129
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Dragons Tamed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff. We got guides and resources that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And guess what? We have circles, clubs, and friends waiting for you to join so you can build epic stuff together.

Forget about reality, jump into this server and experience 4koma, manga, side content, PVs, and shorts that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Plus, we have limited edition characters like Yuuka, Mari, and Haruna waiting for you to collect.

Don’t miss our Christmas Livestream, it’s gonna be lit like a Nether portal on fire. And the events? Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council is the wildest thing you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Join us for Grand Assault with Binah and Limit Break Assault with The Fury of Set, it’s gonna be crazier than a pig riding a minecart.

And if that’s not enough, we have banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits because why not? Patch notes, events, and double everything – we got it all. So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!

Fujimi Lovers Special – Minecraft SMP Oneshot – The End

adaptation, anniversary, anniversary release, Comic, commemoration, Conclusion, conclusion to story, Drama, End.., Fujimi, Fujimi Lovers, LA adaptation, long awaited, Lovers, Manga, Minecraft, OneShot, Release, romance, series, smp, Special, Story, TL inside

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	90440	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to overthrow these mob overlords and restore peace to the server. But beware, the mobs are not your average Minecraft enemies – they have evolved into super intelligent beings with a thirst for power!

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles. Will you be able to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy. But be warned, the candy creatures are not as sweet as they seem and will do anything to protect their sugary world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Dad vs Father-In-Law Minecraft Server

Communication, dad, DAUGHTER, Disappointment, facetiming, family, father in-law, Fatherinlaw, Gifts, GRANDPA, Grandparents, in-laws, luggage, Minecraft, minnie mouse, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, road trip, roadtrip, Server, suitcase, Surprise, text

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We promise no one will fight over suitcases here, unless it’s a virtual one filled with diamonds! Build your own Minnie Mouse suitcase (or two, we won’t judge) and embark on a road trip to explore our epic world. No need to worry about surprise gifts from grandparents, just pure, unadulterated fun! So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing shenanigans!

CraftyNickHater123

Assertiveness, Boundaries, chosen name, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyNickHater123, discomfort, hate, humor, Key & Peele, mispronunciation, name change, Nickname, personal identity, pronounciation, Respect, sensitivity, skit, work environment

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Potions Brewed:	29
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Items Found:	2368

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Don’t let a pesky coworker ruin your love for your new name. On our server, you can be called whatever you please, whether it’s your actual name or a funny mispronunciation. Let your creativity run wild and build a world where your name is always pronounced correctly, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this epic Minecraft journey! Leave behind the real world worries and dive into a world where your name is respected and cherished, just like your love for Minecraft. Let’s build, mine, and explore together, because on this server, your name will always be pronounced with love and care.

NorwayVibes Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, clean air, cultural heritage, Fishing, Fjords, innovation, midnight sun, Minecraft, Nature, Nordic cuisine, northern lights, norway, NorwayVibes, oslo, outdoor adventures, quality of life, Scandinavian, skiing, smp, social welfare, travel destination, viking history, winter sports

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Crops Grown:	1711

Lol, bro, let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit! So, like, this server is like the Norway of Minecraft servers, ya know? It’s like, so epic and cool and stuff.

First of all, the spawn area is like a magical forest filled with unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs or something. And the best part is, you can ride the unicorns and pigs around the spawn area, like, how crazy is that?!

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like actual wizards or something, because they can grant you wishes and stuff. Like, one time I asked for a diamond sword and they gave me a whole stack of them! It was insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with, like, stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server.

So, like, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as Norway, then you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DinoLoverzCraft

ancient creatures, ancient extinction events, ancient species, DinoLoverzCraft, Dinosaurs, dodo birds, extinct animals, extinct dinosaurs, extinct species, extinct wildlife, favorite extinct animals, fossilized remains, ice age mammals, mammoths, natural history, Paleontology, passenger pigeons, past 60 million years, prehistoric animals, saber-toothed tigers, Woolly rhinoceros

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8054
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Ores Mined:	4971
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is all about extinct animals from the past 60 million years! Join us and ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling a pack of saber-toothed tigers.

Ever wanted to see a woolly mammoth in real life? Well, on our server, you can ride one into battle against a giant sloth! And don’t even get me started on the dodo bird races we have every Sunday.

So if you’re a history buff who loves a good laugh, come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

NukeCraft Server: Argentina’s Atomic Adventure

#sustainability, Adventure, argentina, Argentinas, ATOMIC, Development, electricity, ENERGY, energy independence, energy production, energy security, energy sources, Environment, Expansion, Government, Infrastructure, milei, nuclear energy, nuclear reactors, nukecraft, policy, power, renewable energy, Server, Technology

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

come join our server for the most explosive experience ever! we have so much nuclear energy, you’ll think you’re in argentina! our reactors are so powerful, they’ll make your minecraft world glow like never before. who needs diamonds when you have radioactive materials to mine? join us now and help us reach our goal of having more reactors than argentina! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Players:	99/200	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9013
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Love Letters Sent:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7