Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General

alpha calculator, benchmarks, bitnet, Censorship, chatbot arena, deepseek, general, inference engines, japanese, language models, LMG, local ], local models, machine learning, meta fair, Minecraft, ministral, models, plamo, programming, sampler visualizer, smp, text generation, VRAM calculator

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to discussing and developing local language models, but don’t let that fool you – we’re not your average nerds. Previous threads have been filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for the chance to explore new research, models, and datasets from Meta FAIR, including the infamous BitNet.cpp – the official inference framework for 1-bit LLMs. And let’s not forget about DeepSeek’s Janus-1.3B, which promises multimodal understanding and generation that will blow your mind.

But the real fun begins with Ministral 8B and PLaMo-100B – these models will have you questioning reality and laughing uncontrollably as you navigate through the chaos of our server. And if you’re looking for a challenge, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena and Censorbench – trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life on /lmg/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

PizzaCity

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	960
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8798	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	879	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	2469	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2947
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Star Shards Collected:	80
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4798
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4357
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1122	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Chimeras Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

MomVanished6YrsLol

awkward, books, CHANGED.., custody, dad, disappeared, Divorce, face, gentle, husband, mistake, mom, MomVanished6YrsLol, reconnect, romance, throw, TOXIC, visitation

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Are you tired of toxic relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door! Just like this player’s mom, our server is ready to reconnect with you after a long absence. We promise not to splutter and make excuses like this player’s mom did when confronted with the truth. Plus, we won’t judge you for reading “toxic romance books” like An Offer From A Gentleman – in fact, we encourage it! So why not join us and let’s build a new, drama-free world together!

Tax EvasionCraft

civil disobedience, economic collapse, EvasionCraft, financial crisis, government revenue, IRS, Tax, tax evasion, tax evasion consequences, tax evasion penalties, tax evasion punishment, tax laws, tax protest

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8921
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer the burning question: What would happen if every citizen in the US stopped paying their taxes? Join us for a wild ride as we explore the chaotic world of tax evasion in Minecraft!

– Build your own underground tax haven complete with secret tunnels and hidden treasure rooms to stash all your ill-gotten gains. – Form alliances with other players to create a tax-free utopia where the IRS dares not tread. – Wage epic battles against the Taxman, a fearsome boss mob who will stop at nothing to collect what he’s owed. – Discover hidden Easter eggs like the Tax Evader’s Cape, which grants you immunity from audits and penalties. – And most importantly, join us for the ultimate showdown: Tax Day, where players must defend their precious diamonds and emeralds from the Taxman’s relentless onslaught.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of tax evasion like never before! Remember, in this world, the only thing certain is death, taxes, and a whole lot of fun.

Bored Attention Superpower

Attention, attention span, bored, brain power, cognitive skills, concentration, digital age, Focus, information overload, intelligence, learning, memorize information, mental abilities, mental health, mindfulness, multitasking, near future, Pay attention, productivity, SUPERPOWER, Superpowers, Technology

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2125
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where being able to pay attention, be bored, and memorize information are like freakin’ superpowers? Well, look no further, cuz this server is where it’s at!

We got pigs that can do backflips, creepers that tell jokes, and diamonds that sing Beyoncé songs. Not to mention, our villagers throw the wildest parties this side of the Nether. Trust me, you ain’t seen nothin’ like it!

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just wait until you see our secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy llama casino down there, I tell ya!

So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, most mind-bending Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs superpowers when you got a place like this to hang out in, am I right? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Blocky Baby Boom: IVF Edition

baby, blocky, boom, Edition, ivf

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Items Found:	5457
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have fresh embryo transfers for all the ladies with low chances of IVF success! Our frozen embryo group may have lower pregnancy rates, but who needs that when you can have a fresh embryo for that extra oomph!

Join us and experience the thrill of transferring embryos like never before! Our crazy stories will have you laughing till you cry, and our insane reasons to join will have you hooked for life! Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there! Let’s get this party started!

What is the IP for RDC Live Minecraft Server?

Live, Minecraft, rdc, Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4841	Battle Standards Raised:	9

RDC Live is a dynamic media production company specializing in creating engaging and interactive live events. With a passion for storytelling and cutting-edge technology, RDC Live delivers high-quality content that entertains, informs, and inspires audiences around the world. Their innovative approach to live production sets them apart as leaders in the industry, consistently pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the world of live media.