Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 181 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
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