Minecraft SMP: /ldg/ – Local Diamond Gatherers

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a villager has trades, and more chaos than a chicken jockey riding a spider.

Join us for a chance to use text-to-image models that are so advanced, they’ll make your builds look like they were made by Notch himself. Our UI is so comfy, it’s like building in creative mode with a stack of diamonds in your inventory.

But wait, there’s more! Want to rank your models and show off your pixel art skills? We’ve got Flux, Pixart Sigma, and Hunyuan DIT models that will make your creations pop like a beacon in the night.

And don’t worry about GPU performance, we’ve got benchmarks that will make your computer run smoother than a freshly greased piston. Plus, you can try out our models online without even registering, because we believe in freedom for all players.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Who needs diamonds when you’ve got models and memes to create? Let’s craft some memories together on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Communication, confession, CraftyFamily, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, family, Father, GENIUS, Guilt, Honesty, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, Plan, Promise, relationships, Schoolwork, secret, Server, teenager, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as a teenage mastermind? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate mind games and deception.

Imagine a world where you can pretend to be a Minecraft noob while secretly being a Minecraft pro, just like this daughter pretending to slack off in school while actually acing her exams.

Betray your friends’ trust, create elaborate schemes, and keep everyone on their toes. Just like this dad who spilled the beans on his daughter’s genius plan, you’ll never know who’s plotting behind your back on our server.

So if you’re ready for some next-level trickery and mind-bending fun, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one…especially your own family members.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TherapyRantCraft

birthday celebrations, blended family, Decision making, Family Therapy, favorite foods, food allergies, rant, sandwich, SNACKS, step siblings, therapy session, TherapyRantCraft, Traditions

Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

bad traits, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, Infidelity, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, long term, LoveQuest, NoBadTraits, partner, red flags, relationship, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Towns Built:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

2024.., Challenges, climate change, Communication, Corruption, CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024, discrimination, education, environmental degradation, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, innovation, justice system, Political unrest, POVERTY, progress, resilience, societal issues, Technology

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

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LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Ventilator Vibes

air sacs, cells, collapse, Compare, Damage, direct, first time, injurious, injury, lung cells, LUNGS, mechanical ventilation, REOPENING, researchers, scientists, shear stress, shear stress damage, types of injury, Ventilator, ventilator model, ventilator-on-a-chip, VIBES

come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ArtisNetwork

Survival

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	7941	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1309	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, KAIF MINE, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MORGENSHTERN, Official, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7369	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ores Mined:	2884

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

Canada, CHANGE, college, Diversity, Economy, employment, Flood, Future, immigration, Indians, influx, international students, Jobs, Migration, Mind, Minecraft, policy, Poojeet, poojeets, skilled labor, smp, trump, University, Workforce

Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

apartment complex, Argument, BYSTANDER, Community, concern, Cultural differences, domestic violence, ethical dilemma, gender dynamics, intervention, Minecraft, moral responsibility, Moving, new environment, OkayWomanRescue, public confrontation, Race, racial tension, Safety, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, WOMAN

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	978	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

LunchRoomGrief

back to back meetings, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Deadlines, Home office, living arrangements, lunch break, LunchRoomGrief, office space, open plan, relationship, Respect, shared space, spare rooms, Understanding, work from home, work-life balance, working remotely

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the player in this story, you deserve to enjoy your lunch break in peace without being banished to your office.

Join our server and build your own virtual living room where you can relax, eat your lunch, and watch virtual TV without any interruptions. No need to worry about back-to-back meetings or sharing space with anyone else – it’s all yours to enjoy!

Don’t let anyone kick you out of your own living room, even if it’s just a virtual one. Join our server now and claim your space for some well-deserved relaxation and fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

LifeDecisions_MC_SMP

career path, defining moment, hindsight, impactful decision, life journey, life trajectory, life-altering choice, life-changing decision, LifeDecisions_MC_SMP, major life change, New Direction, personal development, personal growth, pivotal moment, Self Discovery, self reflection, significant choice, transformative decision, transformative experience, turning point, unexpected outcome

Join our Minecraft SMP and make the decision that will change the course of your blocky life forever! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire house. But fear not, because on our server, we have a secret society of ninja villagers who will rebuild your house in record time using only their bare hands and a few sticks of dynamite. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary enchanted golden carrot hidden deep within the mines, you’ll gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Farms Harvested:	860	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyGamerz – Building, mining, and exploring in the virtual world!

Adventure, building, console games, CraftyGamerz, current favorites, Entertainment, Exploring, favorite games, first person shooters, Fun, Gaming, Immersive, indie games, Interactive, Mining, multiplayer, online gaming, pc games, Puzzle Games, role playing games, simulation games, sports games, strategy, video games, virtual, world

Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Piggy Olympics, where pigs compete in events like synchronized swimming and piggyback racing. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!