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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 3898 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
We have an Olympic event where you can compete against natural women and show them who’s boss. Pretend to be weak at first, then BAM, dominate the competition and become a LGBT celebrity in the Minecraft world. The liberal medias will praise you for beating up natural women, something that would normally get you arrested!
After winning the gold medal, you can retire and live as a worshipped celebrity in the West. So come join us and experience the insanity of our Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible!