Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy events, and non-stop fun!

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is all about letting your imagination run wild.

But that’s not all – we have epic meetups like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can show off your wildest outfits and dance the night away. Or how about the Monthly Male Meetup in Malboro Crystal, where you can bond with other players over your love for Minecraft and manly things.

And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – it’s like a treasure hunt on steroids! Plus, our All Saints’ Wake celebration is the spookiest party in town, with haunted houses, pumpkin carving contests, and more.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches

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Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1454
Towns Built:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ores Mined:	8551	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is like a Creeper explosion – unexpected and potentially devastating! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like listening to Smashing Pumpkins. But instead of feeling lovey-dovey, get ready to feel the pain and humiliation of being blown up by a Creeper while mining for diamonds.

Forget about Cupid De Locke, on our server, love is more like Zero – constantly trying to survive and rebuild after each heartbreak. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

So come on over and join us for a crazy fun time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a hidden chest full of enchanted gear!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Did They Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And did they… y’know? Oh yes, they did! The drama is real and the gossip is juicy on our server.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to mysterious dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And don’t even get me started on the pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your gaming life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Bread Sucks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that will make you say “Fuck your bread Nono! Your bread sucks!!” Our bread is so delicious, it will make you question all other bread in the game. Join us for the best bread experience of your virtual life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Zombie Dances:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Falling into the Void:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

What is the IP for Caedrel Minecraft Server?

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4036	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Perfect Survival Without PVP Minecraft Server

16 chunks, Build warps, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Develop yourself, Donation statuses, Game Currency, Honest survival, Huge worlds, Low donations, no fly, No GOD, No OP, No pvp, No Wipes, Open stores, Perfect Survival, Private land, Russian translation, Web map

The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players.

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 16 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Potions Brewed:	117
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of grass to build on? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Why are they dancing, you ask? Because our server has a strict dress code for all animals and they’re just trying to impress the sheep with their fancy footwork.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Latin Block Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the whiteness of Latin Americans is as confusing as trying to find a creeper in a field of sheep! We promise you’ll have a blast trying to navigate through our wacky world filled with Italian mobs that may or may not be considered white.

Join us and witness the epic battles between American whites and Latin Americans as they try to determine who is the true whitest of them all. Will the concept of bleaching come into play? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way through our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have this level of insanity? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

””/Brit/”” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old green apples in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we only have RED APPLES! That’s right, no more settling for basic fruit colors, we’ve got the most vibrant and delicious red apples you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Red Apple Gang, a group of players who have sworn to protect the sacred red apples at all costs. Join us and become a member of this elite group, fighting off any green apple lovers who dare to challenge us.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret red apple hidden somewhere on the server that grants the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this juicy treasure?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the red apples are ripe for the picking and adventure awaits around every corner!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Animals Bred:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ores Mined:	3190

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty Mans Server – Minecraft server

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Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Runes Activated:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Secret Mine Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your real-life spouse nagging you to take out the trash and do the dishes? Well, say goodbye to domestic responsibilities and hello to a virtual wife on our Minecraft SMP! Our server offers the unique feature of marrying other players and starting a virtual family. Who needs a real wife when you can have a pixelated partner who will never ask you to clean the toilet?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “House of Diamonds,” a secret mansion filled with endless riches and treasures. Rumor has it that those who find the hidden entrance will be rewarded with stacks upon stacks of diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover this elusive treasure trove?

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of virtual romance, diamond hunting, and wacky adventures. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your journey to virtual wedded bliss!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Not Important Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most chaotic way possible!

Join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! Want to start a llama army and take over the server? We support that kind of ambition!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Not Important” player who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to epic battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power (not really, but it sounds cool, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and potatoes! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.