Minecraft SMP: JeetCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3099
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	7

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3577
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4502	Star Shards Collected:	180
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	341504
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	New Chunks Explored:	863032
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7000
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Dimension Hops:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	20

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

Accuracy, Body, body’s movement, Brain, brain’s accuracy, brain’s estimation, brain’s prioritization, Fails, flex, flexibility, internal representation, Limits, Mobility, mobility limits, movement range, Precision, Safety, true flexibility, true range, Underestimate, wrist

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Potions Brewed:	47	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!

Aqua Free Zone 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aqua, body balance, daily habits, dehydration, drinking less water, Experiment, free, Headaches, health, health benefits, health goals, hydration, hydration levels, Hydration tips, lifestyle changes, listen to your body, migraine relief, overhydration, self-care, water intake, wellness, wellness journey, Zone

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7209	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Divine Spears Created:	27	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and say goodbye to headaches forever! Why? Because our pixelated world is so epic, you won’t even remember what a headache feels like! It’s like drinking a potion of awesomeness every time you log in. So ditch the water and dive into our server for the ultimate gaming experience. Let’s get blocky, baby!

NormsBeGone

breaking norms, challenging norms, cultural norms, Individuality, nonconformity, norm critique, norm rebellion, norm resistance, NormsBeGone, outdated norms, peer pressure, social change, social conformity, social norms, societal conventions, societal expectations, societal pressure, societal rules, societal standards, traditional norms

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7350
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9783	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5641
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old social norms holding you back? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all that nonsense! We believe in breaking the rules and having a blast while doing it. Want to wear a pumpkin on your head all day? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! Our server is a place where anything goes and the crazier, the better. So come join us and let your freak flag fly high!

ParisCraft Server: Double the Fun!

alternative transportation, bike lanes, bike-sharing programs, city planning, cycling, cycling culture, double, eco-friendly, environmental benefits, Fun, Infrastructure, massive investment, Numbers, one year, Paris, ParisCraft, public health, Server, Stopping, sustainable, Transportation, urban development, Urban mobility

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7519
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

lol come join our minecraft server, where the cycling numbers double in one year thanks to massive investment in pixelated bikes! we got piggyback rides and llama races that will make you question reality. the sheep even wear helmets, it’s wild. and guess what? it’s not stopping, we’re gonna keep on pedaling until we reach the end of the blocky world. so grab your pickaxe and hop on a bike, because this server is where the real adventure begins.

FactCheck-Free Politics | MetaCraft

Accuracy, algorithm, Censorship, content moderation, digital manipulation, FactCheckers, FactCheckFree, fake news, information integrity, Media bias, Meta, metacraft, Misinformation, news sources, online discourse, online influence, Online platforms, political content, Politics, public opinion, Recommendation, social media, Truth

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

hey u, yea u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by herobrine himself!

we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot lasers, and a pet creeper named bob who tells the best jokes. oh, and did i mention our custom-built rollercoaster that takes u through a lava-filled volcano and a giant maze made entirely of cake? yea, we got that too.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. sounds legit, right? see u there, adventurer!

FitCraft: Mind Over Aging

aging, FitCraft, Mind

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1335	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can level up ur cardiorespiratory fitness while building ur dream world! trust me, u wanna be fit when u old so u can still pwn noobs in ur 80s. our server is like a fountain of youth for ur brain, keeping u sharp and on top of ur game. forget about age-related decline, we got u covered with our insane challenges and brain-teasing puzzles. so what u waiting for? join now and become the ultimate minecraft master!

Enchanted Echoes 1.20.1

1.20.1, Anime, boys love, Echoes, Enchanted, Fandom, Gay, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, genderbent yaoi, Girls Love, Japanese culture, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Manga, media analysis, queer representation, relationships, representation in media, romance, sexual orientation, yaoi, YuRi

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Bruh, this server is like a wild ride through a twisted dimension where everything is topsy turvy and nothing makes sense. It’s like stumbling into a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mindfuck of genderbent yaoi and questionable content that will make you question your life choices. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme overdose, but in a good way.

So grab your diamond sword and saddle up your rainbow-colored llama, because on this server, anything goes. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and possibly lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway? Let’s get weird, my dudes.

BioDad Bucks Minecraft Server

BioDad, Boundaries, Bucks, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, estranged father, family dynamics, family relationships, father daughter relationship, father-son relationship, Fatherhood, financial requests, financial support, forgiveness, ghosting, long lost family, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal responsibility, rebuilding relationships, Server, sibling relationships

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Hey y’all!

So, get this – my long-lost dad, who was deported to Mexico when I was a kid, suddenly reappeared in my life through my 18-year-old sister. And now he’s hitting me up for money! Like, dude, I haven’t heard from you in 25 years and now you want cash?

But hey, if you join our Minecraft server, you can help me figure out if I should keep funding my dad’s mysterious activities or not. Maybe we can build a virtual piggy bank for him, who knows? It’s a wild ride on our server, full of unexpected family reunions and questionable financial requests. So come on in and let’s craft some crazy stories together!

Players:	97/700	Votes:	3380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3804	Crops Grown:	5926
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3