Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

BROMANCE, Cinema, comedy, culture, Entertainment, film, gender, guy talk, humor, inside jokes, ITT, locker room talk, male bonding, male perspective, man cave, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, Movie, movie scenes, Scenes, smp, Stereotypes, testosterone humor, understand, Understanding

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Zombie Dances:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

PixelCraft Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, afk strategy, Ballistic, battle royale, bus driver, chapter 6, Festival Season 6, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, fortnite og, Hunters, Lady of Cranes, LEGO XP, Leveling Pace, mariah carey, Mission Alerts, OG Season Shop, pixelcraft, Quests, Realms, Renegade Raider, ronin, season 1, Season XP, Shop, snoop dogg, Stats, TACTICAL SHOOTER, text chat, Winterfest 2024

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like Fortnite Battle Royale Chapter 6 Season 1 – 鬼 HUNTERS, but on steroids! Fight as a Ronin and complete quests, check your stats, and shop till you drop at fortnite.gg. And guess what? You can use the LEGO XP AFK Strategy to level up like a pro! Plus, Mariah Carey is ushering in Winterfest 2024 and OG skins are making a comeback. Oh, and there’s a new text chat experience and a first-person shooter mode called Ballistic. Snoop Dogg even has his own festival in Season 6! Join now and be the Lady of Cranes in Fortnite Crew December! Don’t forget to thank the Bus Driver, bro!

CatNabbedAndEvicted

animal welfare, cat care, CatNabbedAndEvicted, dorm life, dorm room problems, dormitory problems, Eviction, eviction consequences, pet neglect, pet ownership, roommate behavior, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate disputes, roommate issues, roommate living situations, roommate responsibilities, toxic roommate

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	New Chunks Explored:	898693
Towns Built:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Void Gems Collected:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further than our server! We promise no naked roommates sleeping on communal couches or leaving “personal toys” in the shower. And don’t worry about neglected pets, we have a strict policy against that!

Join our server and experience a world where you don’t have to clean up after anyone else or deal with passive-aggressive behavior. Plus, we have a special quest where you can pretend your roommate’s cat is missing and have it magically reappear in your care. It’s a real adventure!

So come join us on our server and leave the roommate drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be such a refuge from real life insanity?

LifeCraft SMP – 42? LOL

Beliefs, deep thoughts, Existence, existentialism, fulfillment, introspection, introspective questioning, life philosophy, life’s purpose, LifeCraft, lol, meaning of life, personal growth, perspective, philosophy, purpose, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, Soul searching, spirituality, VALUES

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Bro, let me tell you, the meaning of life is joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt. And every full moon, we have a dance-off with the Ender Dragon where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor.

So, like, forget about finding the meaning of life, just join this Minecraft SMP and live your best blocky life, bro!

CraftCompliments

affirming, appreciation, cherished, Compliment, CraftCompliments, encouragement, Feel-Good, Gratitude, Heartfelt, Heartwarming, kind words, nicest thing, positivity, praise, special moment, sweet words, thoughtful, touching, Treasured, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of boring old compliments like “you’re nice” or “you’re smart”? Well, on our Minecraft server, players will shower you with compliments like “your pickaxe skills are out of this world” and “your ability to build a house out of dirt is truly inspiring.” Join us and bask in the glory of the most creative and hilarious compliments you’ve ever received!

PixelLove Matchmaking

anxiety, body image, dating apps, dating culture, effects, MATCHMAKING.., mental health, Mental Wellness, modern dating, negative impacts, online dating, PixelLove, Psychology, relationships, research, romance, self esteem, social media, STUDIES, Technology, technology addiction, wellbeing

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4581
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8024	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

so you tired of swiping left and right on them dating apps, only to end up feeling worse about yourself? well, have we got the solution for you! come join our minecraft server and forget about all them body image issues and anxiety! instead of worrying about your profile pic, you can focus on building the most epic castle or finding diamonds in the mines!

studies show that playing minecraft can actually boost your self-esteem and make you feel like a total boss. plus, our server is filled with the friendliest players who will always have your back, whether you’re fighting off creepers or just looking for someone to chat with.

so ditch them dating apps and join us on our minecraft server for a truly uplifting experience. who needs love when you’ve got diamonds, amirite?

The Atlas Project Bedrock Server

#addons, Adventure, Atlas, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Discord, discussion, Events, Explore, Minecraft, multiplayer, Project, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Secret Passages Found:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

The Atlas Project Minecraft Server

Are you looking for a Minecraft server where you can have a say in what happens? Join The Atlas Project today and discuss your favorite addons and suggest new features! Click here to join our Discord and become a member.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I suggest new addons or features for the server?	You can join our Discord server and participate in discussions with other players and admins to suggest new ideas.
Are there regular events on The Atlas Project server?	Yes, we host various events such as build contests, PvP tournaments, and more. Stay tuned to our Discord for event announcements.
Can I become a moderator or admin on the server?	We have an application process for those interested in becoming staff members. Keep an eye on our Discord for any announcements about staff openings.
Is there a certain theme or style that The Atlas Project server follows?	Our server focuses on building and creativity, so players are encouraged to express their creativity through their builds and contributions to the server.

Sons of Satan’s Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, age of light, Burning, churches, cooperate, daughters of God, defile, devil’s Reich, femwhores, heart strings, hollowed, hollowed cunts, hopeless plight, Jews, killing niggers, life givers, niggers, rape, Realm, repopulating, sacred ordinance, Satans, Sons, Sons of Satan, spine, stake, Swine, unholy flames

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and destruction! Experience the thrill of watching jannies suffer as Satan’s sons run wild, defiling everything in their path. Say goodbye to rationality and hello to a world where niggers and jews are fair game, and daughters of God are nothing but playthings for our amusement. Witness the devils’ reign and participate in the burning of life givers on stakes, all while creating churches from the flesh of the fallen. Embrace the madness and baptize the world in unholy flames – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

SisSlayin’NoWay

California, college, decision, education, family, finances, financial burden, high school, House, living expenses, Mortgage, parents, private university, RESPONSIBILITY, Retirement, sacrifice, savings, Siblings, SisSlayinNoWay, Support, younger sister

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8049
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mines Excavated:	2684	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

Looking for a reason to join? How about the fact that we have a special “Sibling Survival” mode, where you can experience the joys and challenges of taking care of your 14-year-old sister while trying to build your dream house in California. Will you be able to balance your responsibilities and still have time to mine for diamonds? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers a unique “Parental Pressure” questline, where you must navigate the tricky waters of family expectations and financial obligations. Will you choose to support your sister’s education at the cost of your own dreams, or will you stand up for yourself and forge your own path? The choice is yours!

So come join us on our server and experience the ultimate blend of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who knew that building blocks could lead to such outrageous adventures?

KimJongCraft

ballistic missile, conflict escalation, defense system, Diplomacy, east asia, global politics, international relations, Japan, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, military capabilities, military tension, missile defense, missile launch, North Korea, nuclear weapons, regional stability, sanctions, security threat, Shinzo Abe, united nations

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2539
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we launch more missiles than North Korea! we got crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, just like a ballistic missile! join us for some explosive fun and see if you can survive the chaos. Japan is shooketh by our mad skills, so you know it’s gonna be a blast! come on, what are you waiting for? launch yourself into our server and let the madness begin!

Pixel Power Plant: A Shocking Solution

alternative energy storage, clean energy, eco-friendly batteries, energy storage solutions, energy storage technology, future of energy, green energy, innovative energy storage, PIXEL, Plant, power, Proton batteries, proton conductivity, proton exchange membrane, proton flow battery, proton transfer, proton transport, protonic conductors, protonic devices, protonic fuel cells, protonic materials, renewable energy, Shocking.., solution, sustainable technology

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8611
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got PROTON BATTERIES! yea u heard dat right, we ain’t messin around with regular old energy sources, we got da FUTURE up in here!

imagine mining for diamonds while your PROTON BATTERY charges up, giving you unlimited power to build the most epic creations in all of minecraft history!

we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha cha slide, and villagers that drop mad loot like they’re Santa Claus on steroids.

join us on dis server and experience the wildest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft! trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? PROTON BATTERIES await!

FreakCraft

BUILD, Challenges, Discord, Freakcraft, Ip:, Issues, java, LATEST, Machine, Play, purpose-built, QUIRKS, Real Vanilla, self-hosted, Semi Vanilla, Social, Stable, stable jar, Technical, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2947
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

FreakCraft Minecraft Server
Minecraft Version: 1.17
Server Type: Vanilla
IP Address: freakcraft.net
Discord: Join our Discord server

Overview

FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there any plugins on the server?

A: No, FreakCraft is a pure vanilla server without any plugins.

Q: Can I use /tp or /sethome commands?

A: No, there are no teleportation or home set commands available on this server. Players are expected to navigate the world on their own.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is always on the latest stable vanilla jar version.

Q: Are technical Minecrafters welcomed on FreakCraft?

A: Yes, technical Minecraft players are welcomed on FreakCraft to challenge themselves with the quirks and challenges of true vanilla gameplay.

Q: Where can I find more information or engage with the community?

A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj to chat with other players and stay updated on server events.

Eternal Maidens 1.21.2

1.21.2, adult content, Anime, Anime Community, anime culture, anime tropes, canon, Character development, ETERNAL, explicit content, Female Characters, fictional characters, Girls, Maidens, Manga, Manga fandom, mature themes, non-virgin, relationships, sexual experiences, sexual history, storylines, taboo subjects

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! We got all the canon non-virgin anime/manga girls you could ever dream of!

They’re like, totally badass and not afraid to show off their skills in battle.

Plus, they’re all super hot and ready to kick some creeper butt with you.

Don’t miss out on the chance to team up with these fierce ladies and dominate the virtual world together!

CraftyMillennials

changing times, Childhood, childhood memories, communication changes, CraftyMillennials, cultural shifts, evolving language, generational differences, historical sayings, language evolution, language nostalgia, language trends, Millennials, Nostalgia, obsolete phrases, past sayings, phrases, phrases from the past, popular sayings, Reminiscing, societal changes

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of being told to go play outside? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can play outside without ever leaving the comfort of your own home! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual world and never hear the phrase “go play outside” again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays diamond eggs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start your epic Minecraft journey today!

Glacier Microbe Madness

bacterial microbiomes, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation efforts, Diverse, ecosystem health, environmental impact, Freshwater Ecosystems, glacier, glacier shrinkage, glacier-fed streams, global study, global warming, madness, melting glaciers, Microbe, microbial communities, microbial diversity, region specific, threatened, Unique, water quality

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	New Chunks Explored:	25663
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the bacteria are the real stars of the show! forget about building houses and farming crops, here you can explore the diverse and region-specific bacterial microbiomes in glacier-fed streams! watch out for the climate-induced glacier shrinkage though, those pesky glaciers are always causing trouble for our bacterial buddies. join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

OrbitMC

Active, best, Community, Experience, Fun, Growing, Hermitcraft-like, Involved, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, Season, second, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Whitelist

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Server Season	2nd Season
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive
Links	Linktree

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join the OrbitMC server?

Check out our Linktree for ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to whitelist yourself to start playing.

Is the server modded or vanilla?

OrbitMC is a semi-vanilla server, meaning it has some plugins for added gameplay features but still maintains the vanilla Minecraft experience.

How do I contact the staff team for help?

You can contact the staff team through in-game messages, Discord, or through the server’s website forum.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, OrbitMC has a set of rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players. Make sure to read and adhere to these rules when playing on the server.