Minecraft SMP: It starts with a Creeper Hug

Beginning, commencement, creeper, Embarkation, first step, genesis, getting started, Hug, Inception, INITIATION, introduction, It starts with, Jump off, kick start, Kickoff, Kickoff event, Launching, Minecraft, Opening, Origin, Prelude, smp, Start point, starting line, starts..

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	281
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs, where the pigs can fly (literally), and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. You never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive diamond chicken that lays golden eggs. Who needs a regular old chicken farm when you have that kind of poultry power?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughs, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	6281
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6630
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Villages Defended:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	5652	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8774
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4961
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!

CraftyCardCraze

books, co parenting, Court, CraftyCardCraze, Cult, custody, Divorce, education, empowerment, family conflict, freedom, high demand religion, INDEPENDENCE, LGBTQ, library card, parenting, reading, restrictions, Support, YA books

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of choice just like this mom believes in letting her daughter choose her own books!

Join us if you want to break free from the constraints of a “high demand religion” (or cult, as some might say) and live your virtual life on your own terms. Build your own world, create your own rules, and let your creativity run wild!

Just like this mom supports her daughter’s right to education and self-expression, we support your right to build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. No restrictions here, just endless possibilities and endless fun!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you can be whoever you want to be and do whatever you want to do. And remember, just like this mom, we’ve got your back every step of the way. See you in the game!

HotMinecraftDates

attractive, charisma, denial, HotMinecraftDates, ignored, infatuation, Overlook, physical appearance, red flag, red flag attraction, red flag behavior, red flag dating, red flag mistakes, red flag signs, red flag warning, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags in relationships, relationship, toxic behavior, warning signs

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Divine Spears Created:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Animals Bred:	117
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hot spot for all things wild and wacky!

Join us if you’ve ever ignored a red flag just because someone was attractive – because on our server, we embrace all the craziness and chaos that comes with it!

Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to realize it’s guarded by a group of flirtatious creepers who are just too good looking to resist. Or maybe you’ll come across a village where all the villagers are secretly supermodels in disguise.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and hilarity, then come join us on our server. Who needs red flags when you can have a rainbow of fun instead?

NexusCraft: Save the Ecosystems!

#sustainability, Biodiversity loss, Bonn, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, ecosystems, Endangered species, environmental crisis, environmental degradation, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, extinction risk, global warming, interlinked, natural ecosystems, nexus approach, NexusCraft, Save, species extinction, United Nations University

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

hey u, ya u! wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u why u should! so, like, the united nations university in bonn said nearly one million species are like, at risk of extinction and stuff. but guess what? on our server, u can like, save all those species! u can build epic habitats for them and, like, protect them from all the bad stuff happening in the real world. plus, our natural ecosystems are like, totally not crumbling on our server! they’re thriving and full of life! so come join us and be a hero for all those endangered species! let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Locust Swarm Simulator

Africa, agriculture, agriculture technology, Asia, crop devastation, crop protection, desert locust, disaster prevention, environmental impact, food crops, food security, forecasting, insect behavior, LOCUST, locust infestation, national agencies, Pest Control, Pest Management, population prediction, SIMULATOR, sustainable farming, Swarm, swarm management

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

come join our epic server where we predict the behavior of desert locusts and use them to create insane challenges for players! imagine trying to build a house while being attacked by a swarm of locusts, it’s like a real-life survival mode! plus, our national agencies are always on hand to help manage the swarms before they destroy all the food crops in Africa and Asia. join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Infinity Isles

+18, Community, Discord, discord chat, Donation perks, Dynmap, East Coast, Events, Friendly, Infinity, Isles, LGBTQ, PvE, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Staff, Toxicity, US, Vanilla, Whitelist, zero tolerance

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	77	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Towns Built:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server

About Us:

Welcome to Infinity Isles! Join our active community. Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ server with various plugins to enhance gameplay and multiplayer experience.

Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Semi Vanilla	Primarily vanilla survival server with quality of life plugins
Whitelisted	Application process for new players to ensure a positive community
Server Location	Hosted on the East Coast of the US for optimal connection
Shopping District	Player-run shopping district for creative shops
Events	Scheduled and off-scheduled events with prizes
Resource Worlds	Special portals for gathering materials in different dimensions
No Pay-To-Win	Donation perks are non-P2W, with proceeds going towards server improvements
Staff	Friendly staff team available for assistance
Discord	Active community on Discord for communication and events

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, apply on our Discord server at [LINK]

Q: Are there age restrictions for joining?

A: Yes, the server is 18+ only

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, we have scheduled bi-weekly events and off-scheduled shenanigans like Storage Wars and Charity Events

Q: Can I donate to the server?

A: Yes, donation perks are available, but they are non-P2W

Q: How can I contact staff for assistance?

A: You can reach out to our friendly staff team on Discord or in-game

Rebel Kingdoms 1.20.2

1.20.2, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender hierarchy, gender inequality, Gender norms, gender oppression, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Kingdoms, male dominance, male entitlement, male privilege, Marriage, Misogyny, patriarchy, rebel, social justice, toxic masculinity, women’s liberation, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Emeralds Found:	847	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Crops Grown:	5529	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – this server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the twisted minds of male entitlement.

Imagine a world where dudes can’t just enslave women with their patriarchal marriage BS. It’s like a total mind trip, man. But don’t worry, we’ve got all the chaos and shenanigans you could ever want in a Minecraft server.

Join us and experience the wildest, most outrageous adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality. Trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get weird together!