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  • Bro’s Funeral Minecraft Server

    Bro’s Funeral Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family and forgiveness.

    Experience the thrill of trying to reconcile with a long-lost brother who hated you so much he didn’t even want you at his funeral. Will you be able to navigate the awkward social interactions and dirty looks from strangers? Only time will tell!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the deep end of regret and sadness as you try to come to terms with the fact that your brother never forgave you, even though you begged for it. Can you handle the emotional turmoil while building your dream Minecraft world?

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  • BabyShowerDramaCraft

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    Are you tired of boring baby showers with just a few guests? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for the wildest baby shower experience ever!

    Imagine a baby shower with 120 guests, all in a virtual world where anything is possible. Our server offers epic quests to find the perfect stroller, build the most amazing centerpieces, and even battle dragons to protect the baby shower gifts.

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  • MasterpieceYT – Minecraft SMP

    MasterpieceYT – Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a creeper rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies and won! And the admin is a literal wizard who can summon diamond armor out of thin air. Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones. It’s like a mix of Lord of the Rings and Spongebob Squarepants, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s a total blast!

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  • CraftyAging

    CraftyAging
    Join our Minecraft server and find out what ages a person REALLY quickly! Our server is so intense, it’s like every minute in the game is a year in real life. One player built a house and by the time they finished, they had a full beard and a mortgage! Another player tried to mine for diamonds but ended up with a head full of gray hair instead. So if you’re looking for a server that will make you age faster than a president in office, join us now!

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  • GirlsGoneCrafty Minecraft Server

    GirlsGoneCrafty Minecraft Server
    LOLZ, so like, this server is like the bomb.com, just like how this Taliban dude wants Afghan girls to go back to school, we want YOU to join our server and learn some epic Minecraft skills!

    We got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes when you see our giant pixel art of a taco riding a unicorn.

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