Minecraft SMP – IdolCorpCEO

coni confetti, fuyo cloverfield, idol company, idol corp general, IdolCorpCEO, idolEN E-Sekai, idolEN Endless, idolEN Genesis, idolES EternalS, juna unagi, kai saikota, Kattarina Qutie, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, Meica05, Minecraft, Nikki Rei, poko rakun, rin penrose, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, smp, Taiga Toragami

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	952
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where our members are as iconic as a diamond sword in a sea of stone pickaxes. Join us for epic builds, crazy adventures, and more drama than a creeper in a minefield!

Our members are like the Avengers of Minecraft, each with their own superpowers. From Kattarina Qutie, who can mine diamonds with just a wink, to Rin Penrose, whose redstone skills are so legendary they’re like magic. And don’t even get us started on Roca Rourin, whose PvP skills are so sharp they make the Ender Dragon look like a baby zombie.

But that’s not all – we’ve got merch, schedules, and even an archive that’s more organized than a chest full of neatly stacked blocks. So come join us and become part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got us?

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Buildings Constructed:	27
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Endless Night Skies:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Items Found:	3807
Dimension Hops:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3778	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	151
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Emeralds Found:	6737	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	115	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Towns Built:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Secret Passages Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Enchantments Applied:	240	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Chimeras Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Mines Excavated:	2195	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	746
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Alien Abductions:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?