Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Join us on holochad for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our fearless leader, Captain Crunchwrap, rode into battle on a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword and a stack of TNT. Or how about the time we held a fashion show for our pet creepers, who strutted down the runway in their finest leather armor and bow ties?

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava pools, scavenger hunts for rare enchanted golden carrots, and epic build battles where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

So come on down to holochad and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
Void Armor Forged: 11 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Runes Activated: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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