Minecraft SMP: /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #2023 – The Blocky Check-In

ChillCraft – Flavorful Fun

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers that leave you feeling empty inside? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with a flavor explosion that will blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more fun than you can shake a diamond sword at!

Our server is like a giant ice cream sundae with all the toppings – except instead of ice cream, it’s Minecraft, and instead of toppings, it’s insane builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need to relax after a long day of mining? Just hop on our server and let the flavors of fun wash over you like a wave of pure joy.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our top-secret hidden treasure vault, where riches beyond your wildest dreams await. Rumor has it that the vault is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love nothing more than to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be the one to outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our flavor-packed Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement?

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1202	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Towns Built:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	106	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Vitamin Boosted Salad

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Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got dat “Golden Lettuce” dat be genetically engineered to pack 30 times more vitamins! Like, we talkin’ beta-carotene levels through da roof, makin’ yo body all healthy and shiz. Plus, it be protectin’ yo heart and fightin’ off dem cancers like a boss.

Imagine rollin’ up to da server with dat glowin’ skin from all dem vitamins, flexin’ on dem other players like “I got dat Golden Lettuce swag, what you got?” Ain’t nobody gonna mess with you when you got dat immune function on point and dem cell growth poppin’.

So come on, join da madness and get yo daily dose of “Golden Lettuce” on dis wild Minecraft server. Who needs diamonds when you got dem vitamins, amirite?

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Survival + Gm 1 + /free + Donate server Minecraft

anti cheat, antibot, Community, Donate, DONATORS, effects, free, Gm 1, menu, ONLINE, PvP, pvp arena, rules, Store, Survival, telegram channel, TrueMC.ru, version 1.9, VK GROUP

SURVIVAL!

Weddings, king of the mountain, PvP + PvP arena, /free (Free donation + free cases), /donate (DISCOUNTS 96%)

Anti-cheat, Rules (/rules), more than 900 donators, good online, good stuff, effects, menu, store,

telegram channel, VK group, antibot, good community – and much more on our server!

Come to us, version 1.9 – 1.21 (any. between 1.9 and 1.21)! IP for connection: TrueMC.ru

-Attention, if it does not connect to the server, try version 1.12.2 or-

log in with IP TrueMC.ru:25565 (indicating the port)

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Wonderful Precure Minecraft Server

action-packed, Adventure, Anime, colorful animation, cute, Empowering, FANTASY, friendship, Heartwarming, inspiring, lillian, magical creatures, Magical Girls, Magical powers, Minecraft, Nyammy, positive vibes, Precure, relatable episode, Server, Smile Voice, teamwork, transformation sequence, Wonderful, Wonderful Precure

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Nyammy and Lillian. Legend has it that they have the power to use their Smile Voice to make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into fluffy kittens. Imagine the possibilities! Join our server and witness the magic for yourself. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have Nyammy and Lillian making your wildest dreams come true? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minecraft SMP – /pcbg/ – PC Building General

AIO, BUILD ADVICE, building, CASE, Case fans, cooler, CPU, Double towers, Gaming, general, GPU, Minecraft, monitor, Motherboard, os, pc building, pcbg, psu, RAM, smp, SSD, Upgrade, web browsing, workstation

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most epic builds and upgrades advice that will make your Minecraft world look like it’s straight out of a modpack!

Need help with your CPU? We got you covered with recommendations that will make your gameplay smoother than a baby piglet sliding down a hill. And don’t even get us started on coolers – we have options that will keep your PC icy cold, just like the snow biome.

But wait, there’s more! Our motherboard suggestions will make your head spin faster than an Enderman on a caffeine rush. And when it comes to RAM, SSD, GPU, and PSU, we have the craziest recommendations that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to activate Windows before you log in, or else the creepers might come for you… 😉🔥🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

GFDefenseCraft

aita, Asshole, bar, Bar etiquette, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cringey, drink, Drunk, gf, GFDefenseCraft, guy, Jealousy, Pool, Social Interaction, step outside, Talking, UNCOMFORTABLE

Are you tired of dealing with cringey assholes in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and just focus on building epic creations! No more awkward encounters at the bar, just pure gaming fun!

Join now and build your own virtual pool where you can play with your gf without any interruptions from random guys. And if anyone tries to get in the way, challenge them to a virtual duel outside the bar – Minecraft style! Show them who’s boss in the pixelated world!

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any cringey assholes getting in your way. It’s time to escape to a world where you can be the ultimate builder without any interruptions. See you in the game!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

LifeChangedByMinecraft SMP

big impact, Decision making, impactful decisions, important choices, life changing, life choices, life-altering choices, life-changing decisions, LifeChangedByMinecraft, major impact, minor decisions, personal growth, pivotal moments, seemingly small decision, significant changes, significant events, small choices, smp, transformative choices, turning points, unexpected consequences, unexpected outcomes

Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life in BIG ways! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain reaction of events that eventually made them the ruler of the entire server! Who knew a simple pig punch could lead to such power and glory? Don’t miss out on the chance to have your own crazy adventure and see where it takes you!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	26	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TipsyCraft

alcohol, bar, Carefree, celebration, Drinking, Friends, Fun, hangover, inhibition, intoxicated, Laughter, loosened up, Memories, night out, Party, regret, Relaxation, socializing, tipsy, TipsyCraft, Wild

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds, fight zombies, and build epic structures all while under the influence of virtual alcohol. Trust us, everything is way more fun when you’re drunk in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by completing a series of ridiculous challenges. From riding pigs off cliffs to building a giant statue of a chicken, the possibilities are endless (and totally absurd).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our legendary party cave, where the music never stops and the virtual drinks never run out. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the drunken adventures begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyBlockWars

arms sales, Conflict, Continues, controversy, CraftyBlockWars, criticism, defense industry, Delays, diplomatic tensions, germany, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military equipment, political decisions, qatar, Report, Sales, SELLING, Sparking, weapons

so, liek, this server is lit af, u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do backflips. we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, but watch out for the lava traps set by the evil sheep gang. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who can defeat the ender dragon with a wooden sword. plus, we have a dance party every friday night in the nether realm, where the creepers bust out their best moves. join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everyone into zombie pigmen. u won’t regret it, bro.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ores Mined:	1689
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Guillain-Barre Syndrome Land

adverse reaction, GBS risk, Guillain-Barré syndrome, Guillain-Barre syndrome risk, GuillainBarre, Land, medical complications, neurological complications, neurological disorder, rare occurrence, rare side effect, rare vaccine adverse event, rare vaccine side effect, RSV vaccine, Syndrome, Vaccine Adverse Events, vaccine adverse reactions, vaccine complications, vaccine complications risk, vaccine risk, vaccine safety, vaccine side effects, vaccine-related illness

So, like, on this server, there’s a 1 in 1,000 chance that if you take the RSV vaccine, you might get Guillain-Barre syndrome! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun, right? Who needs feeling in their legs anyway? Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you fight off mobs while trying not to collapse from paralysis! It’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in Minecraft form! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – if you can find it, that is. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you’re lucky enough to get that rare syndrome!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1681	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Epic Water Minecraft Server

amazing, awe-inspiring, beauty, Breathtaking, crystal clear, Elemental, Epic, ESSENTIAL, invigorating, life-giving, life-sustaining, Majestic, Minecraft, Nature, Powerful, Pure, Refreshing, rejuvenating, Serene, Server, Tranquil, Water

Are you tired of boring old land-based Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our server where WATER IS SO FREAKING EPIC! Dive into our oceans and discover hidden treasures, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find the lost city of Atlantis (if you’re lucky)! Don’t worry about drowning, our server has special magical water that lets you breathe underwater like a fish! So come join us and make a splash on the most epic water-based Minecraft server ever!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Whores in Minecraft SMP

Confidence, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, feminism, Gender Roles, judgment, Minecraft, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-image, self-perception, sex work, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, stigmatization, Whores, Women

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your pants off! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party after a long day of being killed by players. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is rumored to be able to speak in ancient llama languages. He’s the life of the party and always has the best gossip to share.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs that grant wishes.

4. We have a floating island made entirely of cheese where players can go to relax and eat their fill of delicious dairy goodness. Just watch out for the cheese dragons that guard the island!

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to life’s most pressing question: How can women be whores and not be disgusted by themselves? (Hint: it involves a lot of diamond armor and enchanted pickaxes)

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyDecisions SMP

best decision, CraftyDecisions, Decision making, empowerment, fulfillment, Happiness, impactful decisions, life choices, life lessons, life-changing choices, personal development, personal growth, positive changes, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-fulfillment, smp, success, transformation, wise choices

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time making important life decisions when you could be joining a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re going on a wild rollercoaster ride? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you see our epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and players riding on chickens armed with…well, nothing really, but it’s still hilarious to watch. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if Minecraft skills can translate into real-life survival skills. So basically, joining our SMP could save your life one day. No big deal.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	231	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Potions Brewed:	131	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineCraftQA: Ask Me Anything!

building relationships, cultivating empathy, deep conversation starters, encouraging vulnerability, engaging queries, enhancing communication, expanding horizons, exploring perspectives, fostering connection, igniting creativity, introspective inquiries, meaningful dialogue, MineCraftQA, open-ended discussions, personal reflection, philosophical musings, promoting understanding, Self Discovery, sparking curiosity, strengthening bonds, thought-provoking questions

Do you want to know where you can find a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs, or if you want to ride on a rainbow-colored llama through a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are the ultimate party crashers.

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some craziness into your blocky adventures, come join us and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

LonelyCraft: Make Friends, Not Blocks

alone, AMERICANS, blocks, busy, Communication, Community, Connection, Friends, friendship, Friendship Paradox, Friendship Time, friendship trends, ISOLATION, Lifestyle, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, Paradox, relationships, Social Interaction, social trends, socializing, Technology, Time

come join our epic minecraft server where you will never be alone again!! forget about spending less time with friends, on our server you will be surrounded by FRIENDSHIP 24/7!! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that give out free diamonds!!

our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to hang out with us!! we have epic parties every night with DJ creeper dropping sick beats!! you will never feel lonely again, we promise!!

so what are you waiting for?? join us now and experience the ultimate FRIENDSHIP PARADOX in minecraft history!! you won’t regret it, trust us!!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5