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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 8492 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. Top hat llamas. Need I say more?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of heart emojis. It’s like a romantic explosion every time you encounter them.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a tier list of all the players based on their ability to build the most ridiculous structures. Want to be at the top? Better start constructing a castle made entirely of pink wool and diamond blocks.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game!