Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Geo Neo Fio Edition

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Love Letters Sent:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Void Armor Forged:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server is filled with wild adventures and insane stories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Join us for mandatory study time where we delve into the world of naked short selling and systemic risk – it’s like a crash course in finance, but with creepers! And don’t forget our daily reminder to stay on top of the latest trades and short restrictions – because nothing says fun like market manipulation in a virtual world.

But the real excitement comes from our temporary alliances with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews – it’s like a virtual Wall Street showdown, but with pickaxes and TNT! And if things get really crazy, we might even have to face off against Citadel as the final boss, with the DTCC and FDIC as our unlikely allies.

So grab your diamond sword and join us on this wild ride through the world of Minecraft finance. Just remember, always check your broker and clearing house to ensure you’re not rugpulled – because in this server, anything can happen!

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Potions Brewed:	84
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Farms Harvested:	638
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
New Chunks Explored:	835932	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Towns Built:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Runes Activated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Magic Items Found:	1940	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Enchantments Applied:	288
Farms Harvested:	533	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	254
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

arousal, attraction, BIZARRE, BlockyBoners, fetish, kink, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, strange turn ons, surprising turn ons, Turned On, unconventional turn ons, unexpected, unique turn ons, UNUSUAL, unusual turn-ons, weird

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mines Excavated:	2703
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, fighter jet, Friendly Fire, international incident, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Navy, Red Sea, RedSeaCraft, Server, shot down, Super Hornet, Tragedy, U.S, united states, War

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Falling into the Void:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Runes Activated:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4331
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.