Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players decided to create a Minecraft server where the rules were made up and the chaos was real. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, this server is a wild ride from start to finish.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or thwart their evil plans?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunt that takes place every full moon. Rumor has it that the prize is a diamond block the size of a small village. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Just remember, in this world, soccer is a woman’s game… for some reason.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
New Chunks Explored: 420322 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
Epic Quests Completed: 18 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Wilderness Tamed: 9 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But little did they know, the dungeon was also home to a pack of evil zombie chickens! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? It was cluckin’ crazy!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a prickly ruler who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about our annual Pig Racing Championship, where players saddle up their swine steeds and race to the finish line for glory and bragging rights.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of exploding sheep, then look no further. Join us today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 23

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Alien Abductions: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Magic Items Found: 2438 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 140

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Star Shards Collected: 102
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Mines Excavated: 4000
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Zombie Dances: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Towns Built: 10 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 314
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Crystal Wands Charged: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Crops Grown: 6828
    Potions Brewed: 97 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Crops Grown: 8161 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Ores Mined: 6405

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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