Minecraft SMP: /GCG/ GoonCaveGeneral – The Ultimate Blocky Shenanigans!

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Welcome to /gcg/ – the GOONCAVE General #3Gockslop Edition! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to, like, build stuff and survive? Well, look no further, because at GOONCAVE, we specialize in creating the most epic gooncaves you’ve ever seen!

What is GOONCAVE, you ask? It’s a place where you can let your wildest dreams run free and create the most outrageous gooncave imaginable. And once you’ve built your masterpiece, you can just fester in it like the true goon you are.

But be warned – DO NOT USE GOONCAVE ON MOBILE! Your screen won’t be large enough for the window manager to work, and you’ll end up with a gooncave disaster on your hands. And if you’re struggling to find the perfect gooncave, just click “RANDOM” until you find something that speaks to your inner goon.

Oh, and don’t even bother trying to find the hidden numbers – trust us, it’s not worth the effort. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out the Beta Tag System for some added challenges and surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at /gcg/ and let your goon flag fly high. And remember, the last 3 digits of your post number is what you goon to – so get ready for some wild goon adventures!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

‘Jeet’s Indian Minecraft Server’

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Are you tired of being a beta in Minecraft? Join our server and become the ultimate alpha winner like never before! We have secret Indian techniques that will make you dominate the game and conquer all your enemies. Embrace your inner alpha and show the world that you are a true winner! Join now and unleash the power of the Indian spirit in Minecraft!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

31 Year Old Minecraft SMP White Woman

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids and try-hards? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool cats out there! Join us if you want to experience the wild adventures of a 31-year-old white woman trying to survive in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is filled with rare pink sheep that poop diamonds, flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil zombie villagers, or if you just want to chill in our hot tub made entirely out of obsidian blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community in the blocky world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

DumbFactz Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to discover the shocking truth that creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures trying to give hugs! Yes, you heard that right, those explosive green guys just want to spread love and joy in the world of Minecraft. So come join us and befriend a creeper today for some explosive friendship!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	284
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Crops Grown:	5407
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	771563	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Blockbuster TraumaCraft

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Remember that one movie that scarred you for life as a kid? Well, imagine if that movie came to life in Minecraft form on our server! Join us for a chance to relive your childhood nightmares in pixelated glory. Our server is filled with spooky builds and eerie mobs that will make you question your sanity. So if you’re ready to face your fears and have a good laugh while doing it, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even conquer your childhood trauma once and for all.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty Bagel Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Join us for epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will leave you questioning reality. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for diamonds, or just mess around with your friends in ways that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary events that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling the Fury of Set to taking on the mighty Perorodzilla, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden heritage or a New Year’s aperitif while you’re at it. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Crops Grown:	2974

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

V4Mirai General – Minecraft SMP

Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Biscotti, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave US branch, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), general, globie, idol corp, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia Alias Anono, Minecraft, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, Petalight Kou Mariya, PillowdearASMR, Pippa Pebblesworth, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Sensei, Serina Maiko, smp, Taring Hu, Terra 404, V4Mirai, V4Mirai General, VIVA MÉXICO, VoltailLyko Lianna, VSPO, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of our server!

Imagine mining for diamonds with Crystalis, who graduated from the mining academy with top honors. Or building a castle with Petalight Kou Mariya, whose architectural skills are out of this world. And don’t even get us started on Mono Monet, who can turn a simple dirt hut into a masterpiece with just a wave of their hand.

But that’s not all! Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon with Dr. NOVA(e), who can summon lightning bolts with a snap of their fingers. Or explore the Nether with Lyko Lianna, who has tamed a pack of zombie pigmen as her loyal minions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident witch, Yumi the Witch, who can brew potions that will make your enemies run in fear. Plus, we have a whole group dedicated to ASMR, led by Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR, who will lull you to sleep with the soothing sounds of creeper explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and become a legend in the most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever created!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	74	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SisMailDramaCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to open your mail like that nosy roommate of yours! Our server is a safe space where your packages will remain unopened and untouched, unless they contain diamonds or enchanted gear, in which case we might have to confiscate them for “safekeeping.”

Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, treasure hunts, and maybe even a few pranks along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret base filled with rare loot, guarded by a mischievous Enderman who loves to play hide and seek.

So come on over and leave the mail drama behind. We guarantee a mailbox-free experience that will have you laughing, exploring, and crafting your way to victory. Just remember, on our server, the only thing we open is a can of whoop-ass on those creepers who dare to mess with us.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BlockyBliss: HappiestEverStillHappy

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the happiest place on earth! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about losing your precious loot again.

Our server is so happy, even the Ender Dragon does yoga to relax. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server to play hide and seek with the players.

So come on down to our server and experience pure joy and happiness like never before. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server this amazing?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DiddyCraft: Locked Up in Manhattan

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yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz we got sean ‘diddy’ combs locked up in a pixelated jail in manhattan. he got indicted for stealing all the diamonds and emeralds in the game, like a real minecraft gangsta. come join the fun and see if u can break diddy out of jail and become the ultimate blocky boss. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let’s get crafty!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Enter the Bedrock Bonkers Modded Fantasy! No Whitelist Needed!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Modded Server
New bosses, enemies, and content
Recently reset
Join now and gear up in peaceful mode

Server FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is it?	Modded server with new bosses, enemies, and content
When was the server recently reset?	Today
Are the rules simple?	Yes, the rules are pretty simple
How can I join the server’s Discord?	Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/rh5wvFw7

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Lost Player Chronicles Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, giant chickens that lay golden eggs, and a mysterious guy who disappeared after trying to ride a llama into the sunset.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wackiest Minecraft community around! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend to vanish into the unknown…

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

She has killed billions in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to survive… if you can! Our server is ruled by a ruthless queen who has killed billions of players who dare to challenge her. But don’t worry, she’s not online all the time, so you might have a chance to build your empire before she comes for you.

Join our server if you’re looking for a challenge, or if you just enjoy living life on the edge. Our community is full of crazy characters, from a wizard who can turn sheep into diamonds to a ninja who can sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a giant chicken might come crashing down from the sky or when a pack of zombie villagers might invade your base. So grab your sword and pickaxe, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, she has killed billions… but maybe you’ll be the one to finally take her down.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Animals Bred:	20	Ores Mined:	8312
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SpoiledCraft Minecraft Server

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Hey there! Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and leave behind the troubles of dealing with family members who eat your snacks and call you names. On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without worrying about anyone stealing your virtual chips.

Our server is a safe haven for all players, regardless of their breast size or family dynamics. You can be whoever you want to be here, whether it’s a warrior fighting off creepers or a builder constructing magnificent castles.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and maybe even some virtual snacks that no one will dare touch without your permission. See you in the game!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

WindowSeatWoes

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Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by entitled parents on flights? Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about giving up your window seat again! Our virtual flights are always stress-free and kid-free, so you can enjoy the view without any guilt trips.

We have a special plugin that allows you to book your virtual window seat in advance, ensuring that no entitled parents can swoop in and ruin your flight. Say goodbye to pouty kids and cold shoulders, and say hello to a peaceful and relaxing flight experience.

Join now and never feel guilty for wanting to keep your window seat again. Fly high in the sky without any entitled parent drama, only on our Minecraft server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	2903
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ZelenskyCraft: Ukraine’s 90% Win

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hey u, yes u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server where ukraine’s victory plan is 90% complete? yea, u heard dat right! we got zelensky himself leading the charge in minecraft, building epic structures and battling mobs like a pro. join us and be part of the epic quest to conquer the minecraft world and bring peace to ukraine. plus, we got free cookies for all new players, cuz who doesn’t love cookies, amirite? so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”