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Players: 95/100 Votes: 1397
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

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Welcome to /gcg/ – the GOONCAVE General #3Gockslop Edition! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to, like, build stuff and survive? Well, look no further, because at GOONCAVE, we specialize in creating the most epic gooncaves you’ve ever seen!

What is GOONCAVE, you ask? It’s a place where you can let your wildest dreams run free and create the most outrageous gooncave imaginable. And once you’ve built your masterpiece, you can just fester in it like the true goon you are.

But be warned – DO NOT USE GOONCAVE ON MOBILE! Your screen won’t be large enough for the window manager to work, and you’ll end up with a gooncave disaster on your hands. And if you’re struggling to find the perfect gooncave, just click “RANDOM” until you find something that speaks to your inner goon.

Oh, and don’t even bother trying to find the hidden numbers – trust us, it’s not worth the effort. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out the Beta Tag System for some added challenges and surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at /gcg/ and let your goon flag fly high. And remember, the last 3 digits of your post number is what you goon to – so get ready for some wild goon adventures!

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  • Valentine’s Day Explorers 1.20.3

    Valentine’s Day Explorers 1.20.3
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 6842
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, if you’re feeling left out like those valentines day cards skipping your desk in elementary school, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got all the candy and love you need to make up for those heartless girls! Plus, our pixelated world is way cooler than any stupid valentines card. Come join us and feel the love, man!

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  • RiceRageCraft

    RiceRageCraft
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 7258
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living with roommates who eat 3-day-old rice straight from the pot? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be putting in the sink is your enemies!

    We promise not to judge you for cleaning up after your roommates’ questionable food choices. In fact, we encourage it! Who knows, maybe that 3-day-old rice was actually a powerful potion in disguise.

    Join us and embark on epic adventures where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is whether to eat that suspicious-looking mushroom or not. Don’t be the asshole, be the hero of your own Minecraft story on our server!

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  • BlackSeaCraft Minecraft Server

    BlackSeaCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 757
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have u heard bout this cray cray server? it’s like, so lit u won’t even believe it, fam. like, imagine if russia’s response to that oil tanker crash was a minecraft server, that’s how lit it is.

    u gotta join this server, cuz like, the admins are so OP they caused an ‘ecological catastrophe’ in the Black Sea. like, they straight up turned the ocean into a lava pit filled with creepers and zombies. it’s like, so wild, u won’t even know what hit u.

    if u wanna experience the most insane minecraft server ever, then u gotta join this one. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam. so what u waiting for? join now and be part of the madness.

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  • CraftyKinew’s Booze Ban

    CraftyKinew’s Booze Ban
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 6074
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 856 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Runes Activated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine a world where wab kinew is the ruler of a minecraft server and he’s like “NO AMERICAN LIQUOR ALLOWED HERE, FOLKS!” join our server to experience the chaos of wab kinew cracking down on all the booze smugglers trying to sneak in their precious american liquor. will you help him enforce the ban or will you be a rebel and start your own moonshine operation? the choice is yours on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen! come join us for a drink… just make sure it’s not american 😉

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  • ⭐REDLINE⭐ Grif ⚔️ Bosses ✅ EVENTS server minecraft

    ⭐REDLINE⭐ Grif ⚔️ Bosses ✅ EVENTS server minecraft
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 4416
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 704152 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    The description of the server server “Redline Griff Bossy Event” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    au.redlinemc.space:25903

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  • Horizon’s End

    Horizon’s End
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 2590
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Falling into the Void: 0 Towns Built: 10
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17

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    Horizon’s End – A Nation-Building Multiplayer Experience in Space!

    IP horizonsend.net

    Horizon’s End is a Minecraft experience like no other – a nation-building game set in space! Horizon’s End is the latest and greatest server in the Minecraft space nations server genre, and offers a host of custom-coded gameplay mechanics, ranging from working custom-built starships (you can design them yourself!), to an easy-to-understand system of energy generation and use, to an intricate land claim management system for your city or nation – all to provide you with a game you’ll want to keep coming back to.

    An expansive, custom map, featuring 7 systems and 18 worlds

    Horizon’s End features a custom, high-quality map, offering a world of possibilities for you and your teammates to explore, settle, harvest resources, and stake claims. With 18 hand-crafted planets, ranging from craggy desert planets to verdant ocean worlds, there’s something for everyone! Fly your starship up past the world height, enter space, and reach any planet the game has to offer.

    Land claims: settlements, nations, space stations!

    Stake your claim with Horizon’s End’s custom, advanced land management system. Every planet on Horizon’s End is divided into a finite number of hand-drawn territories – and they’re yours for the taking!

    • Need land for your projects? Join a settlement to have land all to yourself and your friends – build a city, a farm, an industrial complex, or anything your heart desires!
    • Want to be part of something bigger? Have your settlement join a nation to be part of a collective of multiple settlements united in common purpose, with shared chat and land access!
    • Need some room for a new project? Claim a nation outpost on any planet in the game to gain territory under the direct control of your nation.
    • Want a place to call your own? Create a settlement zone within your settlement, where you can restrict access to only a limited selection of players, or even just one!
    • Too cool to live on a planet? Claim a space station for yourself, your settlement, or your nation, and live your life on the final frontier!

    Choose your path – the possibilities are endless!

    Horizon’s End is an open-ended game – nobody can tell you what to do but yourself! Build a city with your friends, become a titan of industry, skill up at starship combat, haul cargo across the map for money, go rogue, or do anything else you can imagine – the world is yours.

    • Design custom ships to do anything you want!
    • Mine asteroids to extract huge quantities of ores!
    • Haul cargo from trade city to trade city, profiting from the difference in prices!
    • Sell your wares to other players on the Bazaar!
    • Engage in geopolitics, form allies, and outmaneuver your enemies!
    • Build expansive electrical infrastructure to meet your city’s needs!
    • Construct industrial farms to produce crops and building materials!
    • Hunt NPC starships and loot their shipwrecks for valuable materials!
    • Skill up at starship combat and defend your allies from space piracy – or become the pirate yourself!
    • Build a city with a team – if your city becomes large enough, it may become a server-recognized trade city!

    Recent highlights from the server

    • After nine months of work, the city of Hegemony was accepted as Horizon’s End’s fifth player Trade City.
    • After several weeks of war against the nation of Vega, the combat protection for the Ekateran capital city of Altar Sanctorium fell for the first time on Wednesday, leading to several attacks before it was restored.
    • The judicial branch of the nation of Cortesia Del Mar handed down a court judgment ruling that so-called “joke candidates” are not barred from running legitimately for elected office.

    Interested? Join the game at horizonsend.net, or visit our Discord server, website, dynmap, or game wiki.

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  • Suzu’s Realm 1.21.3

    Suzu’s Realm 1.21.3
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 5289
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this server for the ultimate Minecraft experience, where you can impregnate Isuzu Sexto and create a whole new world of baby Minecraft players. It’s like a virtual baby shower, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a Minecraft parent and raise a whole army of blocky babies. It’s a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come on, join Isuzu Sexto and get ready for some total Sexto impregnation!

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  • MommaCraft Minecraft Server

    MommaCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 3444
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 64 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Villages Defended: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a creeper explosion!

    We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether. Just like the time I tried to carpool with my boyfriend’s niece and ended up in a float decorating disaster! But that’s not all, folks. Prepare yourself for the ultimate showdown between me and my boyfriend’s stepmom. She’s giving me the cold shoulder like a snow golem in a heatwave.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic Christmas parade where tensions run higher than a stack of diamond blocks. Will I ever get an apology? Will the drama ever end? Join our server to find out and experience the chaos for yourself. Trust me, you won’t be able to log off from this rollercoaster of emotions!

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  • HangryCraft

    HangryCraft
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 9824
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of protecting your precious resources! Just like how this player had to lock up their food to prevent it from being stolen, you can lock up your diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear in our secure vaults!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you never have to worry about someone sneaking into your base and stealing your hard-earned loot. Our community is filled with friendly players who respect each other’s belongings, unless of course, you forget to lock up your chests – then all bets are off!

    So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of protecting your valuables like never before. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a secret underground base filled with stolen cookies and coffee creamer – just kidding (or are we?)!

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  • MuskCraft2028: Trump’s Exit Strategy

    MuskCraft2028: Trump’s Exit Strategy
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 9449
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 435 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Alien Abductions: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Star Shards Collected: 108
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 New Chunks Explored: 38639

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s Twitter feed and more scandalous than a Musk rocket launch? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Trump himself would be shaking in his oversized suit.

    Join us as we navigate through a world where Trump is the king of the land, Musk is the wizard pulling all the strings, and the only way to survive is by building the biggest, most beautiful wall (sorry, Mexico not included).

    With secret hard-drives hidden throughout the server, you never know what sensitive information you might stumble upon. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Trump’s mysterious hair.

    So why wait for 2028 to see Trump leave when you can witness the chaos unfold right now on our server? Join us and let the madness begin!

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  • EliteCraft Minecraft Server

    EliteCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 5825
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, u know how Putin is all like, “Trump is gonna make those fancy European peeps behave”? Well, we got a Minecraft server where u can be part of that craziness! Join us and help Trump and Putin keep those snooty elites in check. Build walls, make deals, and show those Europeans who’s boss. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we plan all our world domination schemes. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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  • TrumpTailsMC

    TrumpTailsMC
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 4928
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Magic Items Found: 8789 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a total boss and make european politicians bow down to u? well, u found the right place, cuz on our server, we got putin himself claimin that european politicians will wag their tails for u if u join! yea, u heard that right, u can be the ultimate ruler of the server and have all the power in ur hands. come join us and show those politicians who’s boss!

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  • Bingo’s Minecraft Adventure

    Bingo’s Minecraft Adventure
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 8872
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9326
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Dragon Eggs Found: 5403
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 276 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Dimension Hops: 13 Blood Moons Survived: 1

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    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE BONKERS THAN A MONKEY ON A POGO STICK? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

    ON THIS SERVER, WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, TALKING DIAMONDS!

    BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! WE’VE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND SING SHOW TUNES!

    OH, AND DID I MENTION THE GIANT CHICKEN THAT RULES OVER THE LAND WITH AN IRON FIST? YEAH, HE’S A REAL TOUGH GUY, BUT DON’T WORRY, HE’S GOT A SOFT SPOT FOR PLAYERS WHO BRING HIM BUCKETS OF KFC.

    SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND JOIN IN ON THE CRAZINESS! WHO KNOWS WHAT KIND OF WACKY ADVENTURES AWAIT YOU!

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  • GeoquestMC

    GeoquestMC
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 2349
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 7

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    GeoquestMC is a geopolitical towny server where you are free to do what you want. Form a town, rise an empire, and take over Earth!

    Join us at geoquestmc.com

    geoquestmc.com

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  • A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

    A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 4439
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Dimension Hops: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    ANARCHY BUT NO CHEATS
    VANILLA GAMEPLAY BUT CHAOTIC ADMINS
    Unpredictable server with old bases and lavacasts
    Best map among minecraft servers
    $100 cash prize for top streamer

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I use cheats on the server? No, cheats are not allowed on the server.
    How do I connect to the server? Use the IP address: lawlessmc.com
    Is there a Discord server for the community? Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/2bYvHmQX

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