Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EpicVerse – Specialty Gen. 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adora Fortune, anniversary voice packs, Arya Kuroha, Azeria.EVE, Azusa Honami, birthday merch, Bluebell.EVE, Elyza.EVE, EpicVerse, Gen, holiday voice packs, Hysteria.EVE, Jira Jisaki, Koma Oboro, Lan Philia, Lumi Yukime, Miki Hitsugi, Minya Scott, Mischief.EVE, Miu Akumiya, Mukuro Owarino, Nano Kozuya, Narin Mikure, Planei Hoshikuzu, Remia Aotsuki, Riko Solari, Seira Chinen, Siu Aisaka, Specialite General, Specialty, TRiGGERPHiSH, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Utahime Mochizuki, Victoria Valerie, VSPO EN

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1756
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Animals Bred:	16	Farms Harvested:	805
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Join this wacky Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner VSPO! EN and Specialite talents! Why waste time on boring servers when you can dive into the VSPO! EN madness and explore the world of Remia Aotsuki, Arya Kuroha, Jira Jisaki, Narin Mikure, and Riko Solari!

But wait, there’s more! Gen 1 and Gen 2 are here too with EVE.EXE for all you FPS lovers out there! Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE are waiting for you to join the chaos!

And don’t forget about Specialite JP with Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, and Lumi Yukime (who does one EN stream per week)!

Plus, you can hang out with Adora Fortune, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH! So many friends to make and adventures to embark on!

Join now for exclusive voice packs, holiday specials, birthday merch, and so much more! Don’t miss out on the craziness of this Minecraft server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!

StepdadDramaCraft

aita, biological dad, blended family, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict, custody, dad, Divorce, family, names, parenting, relationships, remarriage, Respect, Siblings, stepdad, StepDadDramaCraft, stepmom, weekend visits

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Secret Passages Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of family drama and confusing step-parent situations? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can choose your own family dynamics!

On our server, you can create your own family with whoever you want to call mom, dad, or even llama if you prefer! No more awkward situations where you have to call your stepdad “dad” and your real dad by his first name. Here, you make the rules!

Join us for a chance to build your dream family and live out your wildest family fantasies. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on over and let’s create some family drama of our own – in a fun and lighthearted way, of course!

HotdogCraft

bacon, barbecue sauce, Cheese, chili, coleslaw, condiments, Good, HotDogCraft, hotdogs, jalapenos, ketchup, kimchi, Mayonnaise, Mustard, onions, pickles, Relish, SAUERKRAUT, Sriracha, Surprising, toppings

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our hotdog-themed world is filled with giant hotdog statues, hotdog-shaped buildings, and even a hotdog roller coaster ride! But beware, there’s a secret underground hotdog cult that worships the almighty Hotdog Deity, and they may try to recruit you with their deliciously sinister ways. So grab your mustard and ketchup, and join us for a wild and wacky adventure on our hotdog-filled server!

PharaohsCraft Minecraft Server

arab world, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, egypt, forced displacement, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Jordan, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, opposition, palestinians, peace process, PharaohsCraft, Politics, Refugee Crisis, rejection, Server, territorial disputes, Trump plan, united states

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we reject forced displacement just like egypt and jordan rejected trump’s plan! we are all about keeping our players safe and happy, no one gets kicked out of our server without their consent! plus, we have pyramids and ancient ruins to explore, just like in egypt! build your own civilization and rule like a pharaoh, all while fighting off creepers and zombies! join now and be a part of our resistance against unfair minecraft rules!

CraftyBanglaFootyBanter

Backlash, bangladesh, Bangladesh news, CANCELLATION, Cancels, controversy, CraftyBanglaFootyBanter, current events, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Matches, PROTESTS, Religion, religious protests, Soccer, Social Issues, sports, sports news, Women’s Football, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7

OMG, so like, this server is so lit that even Bangladesh is canceling women’s football matches to join us! Can you believe it? They’re like “sorry ladies, gotta go build some epic castles and mine for diamonds instead!” 😂 Join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start your own protest for more game time! Who needs football when you can have Minecraft amirite? 🤣 #BlockyRevolution #BangladeshWho?

Eternal Quest Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, biblical encouragement, Christian Community, christian faith, Christian fellowship, christian living, Christian Testimony, Daily Salvation Thread, divine presence, divine protection, ETERNAL, faith in God, faithfulness of God, God’s faithfulness, gods promises, overcoming challenges, perseverance, Quest, Realm, spiritual growth, spiritual strength, spiritual warfare, standing firm, trust in God

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gods Slained:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because God will never leave you nor forsake you on this server, man. And guess what? The players on this server are so crazy, they’ll think it’s strange if you don’t join them in their wild antics. They’ll be speaking evil of you if you’re not there, bro!

Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Eco Euthanasia: The Server

assisted suicide, controversial, Death with Dignity, Eco, Economy, end of life, end of life care, Ethics, EUTHANASIA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare costs, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal, legislation, Medical Ethics, moral, patient autonomy, physician-assisted death, quality of life, Server, societal impact, voluntary euthanasia

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3207
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Divine Spears Created:	20
Secret Passages Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	232	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally blow your mind? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb dot com. like, seriously, joining this server will make you the coolest kid on the block.

first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.

also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.

oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

VapeCrafters Dominate Twitter!

advocacy, Advocates, anti-regulatory, Big Tobacco, Discourse, DOMINATE, E-Cigarette, health risks, Industry Influence, industry ties, Misinformation, Propaganda, public health, public sentiment, Regulation, social media, study, tobacco control, tobacco policy, twitter, VapeCrafters, Vaping

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We got e-cigarette advocates runnin’ around like crazy, tryna take over the world of blocky goodness. They’re all tied to Big Tobacco, man! Can you believe it?

But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.

So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!

Underrated KinoCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, extremely underrated kino, film, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film lovers, film recommendations, Hidden Gem, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, movie buffs, must watch, Overlooked, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated classics, underrated films, underrated gems

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Mines Excavated:	1612

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like the holy grail of virtual worlds, but with a twist of madness and chaos that will make your brain explode with joy!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”

And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!

Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!

MommaMIA_BlockParty

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, difficult conversations, Emotional Abuse, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, forgiveness, generational trauma, healing, mental health, MommaMIA_BlockParty, personal growth, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Votes:	7594
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about your mom calling you every name in the book. Join us and build your dream world where you never have to deal with toxic family members again!

We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”

Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.

PizzaPals Minecraft SMP

anchovies, artichokes, bacon, barbecue chicken, buffalo chicken, Cheese, DELICIOUS, feta cheese, Food, garlic, jalapenos, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, Pineapple, pizza, PizzaPals, SAUSAGE, smp, spinach, toppings

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Runes Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	New Chunks Explored:	94961

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a pizza party but with blocks and creepers! Like, imagine riding a pig into battle against a giant pizza monster, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server. And get this, the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens, so you never know what kind of wacky events they’ll come up with next. Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pizza slices, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers and fun server anywhere else. So come join us and let’s get this pizza party started! 🍕🎉 #minecraftmadness #pizzaadventures

BlockyBodyLove

BlockyBodyLove, Body appreciation, body image, body positivity, Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self love practice, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-love journey, self-validation

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of being body-shamed by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is all about body positivity! Join us and watch as your blocky avatar gains confidence and starts strutting its stuff in those pixelated leggings. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your dream body one block at a time. So come join us and let’s show those mobs that we’re beautiful just the way we are!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Votes:	7962	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5792
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

Players:	100/900	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Towns Built:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2