Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

68360279, Edition, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, ftt, lewds, memes, Minecraft, Mining, Party, schlickin, size difference, smp

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mines Excavated:	3193
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Magic Items Found:	7613	Meteorites Collected:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build, we fap together! Join us for some lewd discussions and share your favorite fapping and schlicking techniques.

In this Size Difference edition, we celebrate all shapes and sizes, because let’s be real, size doesn’t matter when it comes to Minecraft skills.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, like the time someone built a giant schlong tower that reached the sky, or when a player accidentally spawned a horde of horny villagers.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a fapping good time on our Minecraft SMP server!

Eastern Silk 1.20.1

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ trip to Asia without leaving your mom’s basement!

We got pandas, bamboo forests, and even ninja villages for you to explore.

And get this, you can ride on a dragon and battle other players in epic kung fu showdowns.

Plus, there’s a secret hot spring where you can chill with geishas and samurais after a long day of mining and crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our Asian adventure on!

SecretSibsMC Server

appease, boardmate, Boyfriend, brother, Chores, Department, Drama, fresh produce, friend group, groceries, husband and wife, Infidelity, love, mutual friend group, negotiator, Party, secret relationship, SecretSibsMC, Server, situationship, vegetable vendors, yard shift

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2806
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	37	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can witness the epic love triangle between Alice, her boyfriend, and her boardmate’s brother!

Watch as Alice’s boardmate’s brother goes above and beyond to win her heart, from doing all the chores to driving her around like a chauffeur. And don’t worry, fresh produce from Alice’s family’s vegetable business is included in the deal!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for secret relationships, betrayals, and negotiations that would make even the most seasoned diplomat jealous. Will Alice choose her boyfriend or her boardmate’s brother? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft server! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.

DoggyStyleCraft

bells on collar, black lab, dark black coat, dog coat, DoggyStyleCraft, lawsuit, nearly blind, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, reflective coat, reflective spray paint, reflective tape, Rural area, Safety, shared road, stubborn neighbor, support dog, Vandalism, VISIBILITY, winter coat, winter months

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6011
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Hey there Minecrafters! So, picture this: you’re living in a rural area, minding your own business, when suddenly your blind neighbor’s support dog keeps blending into the dark winter mornings like a ninja in a black coat. You’re just trying to drive to your virtual mine, but you keep almost running over this stealthy pup!

But fear not, for our server has the solution! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging invisible dogs on the road, only to have a hero emerge and save the day with reflective spray paint! Who needs bells when you can have a glowing dog beacon guiding your way?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, just wait until you hear about the neighbor’s step-nephew and his plumbing adventures. It’s a soap opera waiting to happen, folks! So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the danger, and the doggy dilemmas that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs lawsuits when you have virtual adventures like these? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LateLifeLessonsMC SMP

hindsight, late bloomer, LateLifeLessonsMC, life advice, Life Changes, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life learning, life lessons, life mistakes, life realizations, life reflections, life regrets, life revelations, life transformations, Maturity, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Farms Harvested:	940	Animals Bred:	102
Towns Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5603
Votes:	8738	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	108
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this totally epic Minecraft SMP and I learned this lesson way too late in life, like seriously. So, like, I was building this huge castle out of diamond blocks, right? And I didn’t realize until way later that you could actually fly in creative mode. Like, why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?! I could have saved so much time and effort, ugh.

But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!

WarlockWorks

alchemist, Conjurer, Druid, Enchanter, fortune teller, Mage, magician, Medium, mystic, Necromancer, occultist, psychic, Seer, Shaman, Sorcerer, spellcaster, spiritualist, warlock, WarlockWorks, witch doctor, wizard

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5069
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with basic bros and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the warlocks, wizards, and witchy men out there!

Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!

UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ

#ProblemSolving, Ability, afternoon nap, brain function, cognitive function, creative problem solving, findings, improve, mental clarity, nap benefits, nap time, Napcraft, new study, problem-solving skills, productivity, research, REST, Sleep, sleep study, SOLVE, study, target problems, zzz.

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Villages Defended:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Zombie Dances:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	New Chunks Explored:	990346
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7594	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Love Letters Sent:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9974
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Emeralds Found:	7269	Farms Harvested:	875

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Divine Spears Created:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Void Gems Collected:	27
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!