New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 100/700 Votes: 7491
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
Dragon Eggs Found: 6341 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Endless Night Skies: 3
Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Mineshafts Explored: 3
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
Elemental Crystals Collected: 81 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take titfucks to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you questioning reality.

Our server is like F-list, but in Minecraft form. Create your character profile, find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes, and roleplay to your heart’s content. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy antics and drama that will keep you on your toes. From gossiping about site drama to discussing your wildest kinks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and see how much of a play can be dedicated to outercourse – none, half, or ALL! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • DressCodeDrama

    DressCodeDrama
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 840
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Buildings Constructed: 43
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 46 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of family drama in real life? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and just focus on building and having fun.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately spawn in a world where you can wear whatever bold, fun outfit you want without anyone judging you. No more worrying about distracting someone’s fiancé with your fabulous fashion choices – on our server, the only thing you’ll be distracting is the creepers with your killer style!

    Join us and build your dream world where you can be unapologetically yourself. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures with your new Minecraft buddies? So come on, leave the real world behind and join our server for a wild ride of fun and fashion!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • DreamCraftMC

    DreamCraftMC
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 5820
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever dreamed of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Or maybe you’ve always wanted to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, on our server, all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true!

    Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Our server is home to a community of players who have all abandoned their boring real-world dreams in favor of crafting, building, and exploring in the virtual world. We have secret underground lairs, sky-high treehouses, and even a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s inactive).

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your mundane dreams and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us on our server and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies run wild!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PutinCraft: Trump’s Quest

    PutinCraft: Trump’s Quest
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 4497
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8197
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this server and become a minecraft master like no other! we have more diamonds than trump has shady deals with putin. our admins are so powerful, they can understand russia’s stance on ukraine in just one glance.

    rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll get to meet putin himself within 6 months. that’s right, putin plays minecraft and he’s just waiting for you to join so he can show you his secret redstone creations.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become a part of the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. who needs politics when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CalciumCraft: UdderlyProtective

    CalciumCraft: UdderlyProtective
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 4850
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 44 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Emeralds Found: 6145
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the cows drop milk like its nobody’s business! we have so much calcium flowing through our pixelated world that you’ll be protected from bowel cancer like a boss. sip on that fortified soy milk and watch as your risk of getting rekt by cancer decreases by 17%! who needs real life when you can live in a world where milk is life and cows are your best friends? join us now and say moo to cancer!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Rate Me Please 1.21

    Rate Me Please 1.21
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 9563
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Void Gems Collected: 31

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but also like a zombie apocalypse but in a good way, ya feel me?

    The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes with diamond armor and enchanted swords, it’s lit AF.

    You can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, I’m not even kidding.

    And the best part is, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s wild man.

    So like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventure of your life, you won’t regret it, I promise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BdaySplurgeCraft

    BdaySplurgeCraft
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 2181
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Chimeras Created: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most extravagant way possible! Join us for a virtual dinner party where the bill is always sky-high and the cocktails are out of this world.

    Our close friend, who loves to splurge on expensive meals and fancy drinks, will be hosting the party. Don’t worry about the cost, because he expects his friends to foot the bill as a gift. It’s the perfect way to show your love and appreciation by emptying your virtual pockets for his pleasure.

    But if you’re more of a frugal player like us, don’t worry! We have plenty of ways to celebrate without breaking the bank. From virtual travel adventures to retirement savings challenges, we’ve got something for everyone.

    So come join us on our server and let’s celebrate in style, because when it comes to birthdays, the crazier, the better!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SaratovSizzleCraft

    SaratovSizzleCraft
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 2570
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 332
    Mines Excavated: 2190 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Animals Bred: 146 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Ukraine be tryna mess with us! They straight up sent drones to attack us but we just built a big ol’ fire and roasted marshmallows while we watched. Join us and see what other crazy shenanigans we get into, like riding pigs into battle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. Ain’t no server like this one, so come on and join the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Gun Violence StudyCraft

    Gun Violence StudyCraft
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 3991
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Votes: 9374
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 55
    Buildings Constructed: 50 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 39
    Towns Built: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and escape the gun violence madness of the real world! on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from evil creepers instead of evil people!

    our players have reported feeling happier and less stressed after playing on our server. one player even said they cured their depression by building a giant rainbow castle!

    come join us and let minecraft be your therapy. who needs mental health services when you have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side?

    don’t be a sad panda in the real world, come be a happy panda in our minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Gura’s Enchanted Realm 1.21.2

    Gura’s Enchanted Realm 1.21.2
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 9221
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Emeralds Found: 7807
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Enchantments Applied: 145
    Star Shards Collected: 72 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because Gura is cute AF on here. I’m talking next level cuteness that will make your heart explode into a million pieces. Plus, the mobs are all dressed up in adorable outfits, like little fashionistas running around. It’s like a kawaii dream come true, man. So what are you waiting for? Get your butt in here and experience the cuteness overload for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • EU Border Patrol: Trump Edition

    EU Border Patrol: Trump Edition
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 1362
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Zombie Dances: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Crops Grown: 4741
    Demon Skulls Collected: 37 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base filled with, like, diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and, like, there’s this crazy story about how the owner once fought off a horde of creepers with just a wooden sword. it was, like, totally insane, man. plus, we have this, like, secret society of pigs that can talk and they give you, like, special quests and rewards. it’s, like, mind-blowing, bro. so, like, join now before the evil villagers take over and destroy everything. you gotta save us, man. you gotta be the hero we need. come on, join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • World of Madness 1.21

    World of Madness 1.21
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 5361
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6464 Divine Scrolls Written: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, forget about the real world craziness and come join our Minecraft server! We got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers trading diamonds for dirt. It’s a whole new level of insanity that will make you question if reality is just a simulation gone wrong. Trust me, you won’t find a more messed up and chaotic place to escape to. So ditch the depressing future and come build a giant toilet made out of gold blocks with us!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CubicleCraft Minecraft Server

    CubicleCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 6537
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Emeralds Found: 8532
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 144 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Meteorites Collected: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 522016 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of players, even those struggling with trauma and mental health issues! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and pixelated therapy sessions.

    Need a break from the real world? Come build your own virtual sanctuary where you can take all the breaks you need to manage overwhelm. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can prioritize your mental health over unrealistic expectations and still be a team player in your own unique way.

    Don’t worry about missing a few days here and there, we understand that life happens. Just like how some of our players have missed more days than others but still manage to survive in the pixelated wilderness. Trust us, you’re not selfish for putting yourself first.

    So why wait? Join our server and let’s build a community where we support each other through creeper attacks and zombie invasions. Because in the end, it’s not about how many days you missed, but how many blocks you’ve placed. See you in the game!

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  • StepmomSlayaCraft

    StepmomSlayaCraft
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 6534
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Enchantments Applied: 62
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a chance to build your dream house without any pesky spiders crawling around (unless you want them to, we don’t judge)! Our server is spider-free and full of endless possibilities for you to explore.

    Forget about family drama and stepmother issues, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. No one will call you a spoiled little b word here, unless you want them to in a friendly banter kind of way!

    So come on, join us and let’s build a world where you can be yourself without any judgment or drama. Who needs a beach house with insects when you can have a virtual paradise with unlimited potential? Let’s block and roll!

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  • NightShiftNinja – Minecraft SMP

    NightShiftNinja – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 2172
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Votes: 2499 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats, that’s basically what this server is like.

    So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the moonwalk, it was lit AF. And then I heard about this secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, they’re planning to take over the world with their potato-powered spaceships.

    But the best part is the night shifts, bro. Like, you can find all these hidden treasures and rare mobs that only come out at night. I heard there’s a secret boss called the Enderdragon’s cousin who shoots laser beams from its eyes and drops enchanted golden carrots.

    So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world of pure insanity and chaos, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free tacos every Tuesday.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CreepyCraft: True Tales & Terrors

    CreepyCraft: True Tales & Terrors
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 3205
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 240 Towns Built: 8
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Magic Items Found: 4017 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with creepy horror stories that are actually true! From haunted mineshafts to cursed villages, you’ll never know what spooky adventure awaits around every corner. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things might get a little too creepy for comfort. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a bone-chilling experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
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