Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – Creeper Clique

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9562
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Love Letters Sent:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	204	Crops Grown:	9668
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules, but who really follows those anyway?

Join us for a wild ride filled with more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Our server is like F-list, but with blocks! Create your own character profile, find like-minded players with similar interests and fetishes (we won’t judge), and roleplay to your heart’s content.

Forget about boring old survival mode, we’ve got webchat for textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest stories, and more kinks and depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at.

But wait, there’s more! Our community pastebin is filled with juicy gossip, our profile image search tool will help you find the perfect skin, and our live status tracker will keep you updated on all the drama.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where you can unmake all the Ankhas you want? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let the chaos begin!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Crops Grown:	7089	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Gods Slained:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Enchantments Applied:	198
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3587
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3038
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Animals Bred:	166	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8274
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Animals Bred:	64	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233
Villages Defended:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Potions Brewed:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Dragon Eggs Found:	1471	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7899
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Void Gems Collected:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Potions Brewed:	179	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5257

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Buildings Constructed:	40	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!