Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time!

Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

Our server is like a twisted version of Wonderland, where you never know what absurdity you’ll encounter next. From riding llamas into battle against evil chickens to building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamond blocks, the possibilities are endless.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a journey that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – even if it involves riding a pig into battle while wearing a tutu.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void: 3 Runes Activated: 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY