Minecraft SMP – /fgoalter/ – The Grand Order of Blocky Fate

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Endless Night Skies:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4338
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mines Excavated:	1062	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Void Gems Collected:	24
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489
Mines Excavated:	2819	Love Letters Sent:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7984	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	39

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Villages Defended:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Animals Bred:	181
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Holy Grails Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7102	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

Players:	110/300	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18