Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also have a special Fapping Together Thread! That’s right, you can post lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’ with your fellow players. And in our latest edition, we have a bar room breeding event where you can breed your animals in style!

Join us for a wild and wacky time as we explore the depths of Minecraft while also exploring our own depths of…well, you know. Who needs boring old survival when you can have a server where anything goes? So come on in and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
Evil Twin Fights: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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