Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the water is so cold it’ll make your diamonds freeze! Join us for some outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or starting a llama racing league. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode! And don’t forget about our famous /ERP/ – Erotic Roleplay Thread, where you can roleplay as a sexy Enderman looking for love in all the wrong places. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY