Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and the zombies are just looking for a friend to hang out with! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans in a world where even the Ender Dragon has a soft spot for hugs.

Are you tired of boring old SMP servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, look no further, because on our server, you never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll get into. From building giant statues of Steve riding a pig to staging epic battles between llamas and chickens, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Erotic Roleplaying Thread, where players can let their imaginations run wild and explore their wildest fantasies in a safe and welcoming environment. Whether you want to be a sexy Enderman seducing unsuspecting players or a sultry witch brewing up love potions, the only limit is your imagination.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a creeper or two along the way!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Towns Built: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • GodHelm Network

    GodHelm Network

    GodHelm is a server where gods and monsters coexist. Create your adventure, form alliances and face epic challenges with friends.

    Our server supports from version 1.8 to 1.20.4 We currently have the modality of: SURVIVAL CUSTOM

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Emeralds Found: 8966 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • EienCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    EienCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where the craziness never stops! Join us for a wild ride with Gen 1 MuseiaSkye Shinryu, the dorky mecha fan who will show you the ropes of action games and zatsu like you’ve never seen before.

    But wait, there’s more! Gen 2 brings you HavenZumi Dokumi, the unhinged tomboy who will take you on a journey through indie and retro games that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about Mirri Saffire, the energetic girl who will have you screaming with delight as she tackles horror games like a pro.

    And let’s not overlook Blaise Shinryu, the ironic weeb who will school you in action games and Nier with a twist you won’t see coming. Amora Lumina, the silly noblewoman, will have you speedrunning like a champ while showing off her drawing skills that will leave you in awe.

    Last but not least, Nanimo Navi, the comfy girl who will introduce you to League, Animal Crossing, and Halo in a way that will make you never want to leave. Join us now for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two).

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Guyver Volume 22 Storytime Minecraft SMP

    Guyver Volume 22 Storytime Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, most chaotic server out there!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have started throwing parties in the caves.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon likes to breakdance with the Wither boss. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of emeralds.

    So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of absurd adventures await you in this insane Minecraft world.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9757 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Crops Grown: 1954

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • SibSassCraft

    SibSassCraft
    Are you tired of taking care of everyone else’s responsibilities on a Minecraft server? Join our server and let your virtual pets thrive without any drama!

    Picture this: you and your boyfriend are the ultimate cat parents, taking care of a calm cat and a hyperactive kitten named Gigi. But wait, his lazy siblings are nowhere to be found when it comes to cat duties. They’re off gallivanting with their dad overseas, leaving you and your boyfriend to handle all the post-surgery care for Gigi.

    But fear not, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life sibling drama. No more name-calling or arguments over who should clean the litter box. On our server, everyone pitches in to take care of the virtual pets, and if they don’t, they face eviction (in the game, of course).

    So join our server now and let your inner cat parent shine without the real-life drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual Gigi to take care of and love unconditionally. Just don’t forget to feed them virtual fish!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CraftyLiesMC

    CraftyLiesMC
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lies and promises? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind with the most ineffective lies you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? But hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your grandkids one day! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 472
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 48
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Magentanto! Where even the creepers are fashionable

    Magentanto! Where even the creepers are fashionable

    Magentanto Minecraft Server

    Server Overview
    Join Megantanto, a modded minecraft nation! We offer roleplay, civilizations, and a unique experience.

    Features:

    • Start a barony!
    • Start a business!
    • Dabble in politics!
    • Start a religion! (No real religions, make your own)
    • Fight in wars!
    • Roleplay with friends!
    • Fight in PVP battles against other nations!

    The server is primarily modded with the create mod and the epic knights mod.

    If you have any questions or are intrigued, join our discord.

    There is a place for everyone on this server, whether you’re a pvper, a roleplayer, or just looking to make money or lead a barony.

    To join, send a discord friend request: @selenedecays

    IP: 119.127.61.187:25585

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is this server modded? Yes, the server is modded with the create mod and the epic knights mod.
    Can I start my own barony? Yes, you can start your own barony on the server.
    Are there PVP battles? Yes, you can participate in PVP battles against other nations.
    Can I roleplay with friends? Yes, you can roleplay with friends on the server.
    How do I join the server? Send a discord friend request to @selenedecays and use the IP: 119.127.61.187:25585 to connect.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Peace Walker Minecraft Server

    Peace Walker Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and crazy adventures that will leave you questioning reality.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden loot that only the most skilled players can uncover. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire world upside down just for laughs. It was chaos, but oh so hilarious!

    And let’s not forget about our custom-made mini-games that will test your skills and reflexes like never before. From parkour challenges to spleef tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • B B B R R R R A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A P P P P P P P P P P – Minecraft SMP

    B B B R R R R A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A P P P P P P P P P P – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, participate in intense dance-offs with creepers, and hunt for rare diamonds while wearing a tutu and a top hat.

    Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It was epic!

    So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry, scream until you lose your voice, and fart until you pass out from lack of oxygen, then come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP. Just be warned, things might get a little… explosive. BBBRRRRAaaAAAAAaAAAAPpppppppppp ….. pfffffftttfffffdrrrtttttttt!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Emeralds Found: 9190
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • UncleIncelGamer420

    UncleIncelGamer420
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your family gatherings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual world free from annoying uncles like Robby!

    Join us and leave behind the self-pitying, gold-digging, and car-troubleshooting drama of real life. Our server is a place where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any toxic family members getting in your way.

    Uncle Robby may not have his life together, but you can have it all in our Minecraft world. So come join us and leave the real world behind – no incels or disrespectful relatives allowed!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5004 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • HabitHacker Minecraft SMP

    HabitHacker Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to quit the hardest habit of all – mining for diamonds! Our server is so stacked with bling that you’ll never have to lift a pickaxe again. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a chain-smoker and will only give you the best loot if you can out-smoke him in a competition. So come join us and kick that diamond mining habit to the curb!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 41 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • GenZGraveyard

    GenZGraveyard
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to be part of a community where we believe that the only things that should die with our generation are creepers and boring gameplay.

    On our server, you can expect to embark on epic quests to save the world from evil mobs, build insane structures that defy the laws of physics, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right). We also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world – will you join them or stop their evil plans?

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for a day, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold, and a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to steer clear).

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Dimension Hops: 15 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Runes Activated: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • WarzoneCraft Minecraft Server

    WarzoneCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THE POOR SOULS IN UKRAINE 😂 WE PROMISE NO WARS, JUST EPIC BATTLES AGAINST CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND! 🤣🎮💎

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • MineDemocraft

    MineDemocraft
    lol imagine being stuck in a world where democracy is like, so last season. come join our minecraft server where democracy is thriving like a boss! you can vote on everything from what color to paint the sheep to who gets to be the king of the pigs. be part of a world where your voice actually matters, unlike in real life where you’re just a tiny ant in a big, corrupt system. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we plot to overthrow the evil dictator of the server. join us and be a part of the revolution, comrade!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Buildings Constructed: 38
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Runes Activated: 7
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • ufohook

    ufohook

    UFOHOOK is a Factions PVP server that actually focuses on quality of gaming. Our server is not on shared hosting, it’s hosted on a powerful dedicated server in order to remove any lag problems. UFOHOOK has traditional factions and a balanced shop where you won’t be able to buy overpowered items. We have many warps that you can explore. Some of the players favorites are kitpvp, 1v1, and lava survival! We host many games that aren’t plugin dependent. Many people will find that since admins host them, they are more enjoyable and unique. There are tons of bases to raid and players to team up with! PvP is common on UFOHOOK in the warzone and in pvp arena, if you don’t want to pvp then just build some stuff with your friends!

    Voting is a really important part of the server. Voting gives users items for free, but that isn’t really the meaning of it. Voting also boosts our server’s post on various websites. The higher we get on those pages, more users we will have.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Alien Abductions: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • JustStorm Minecraft server

    JustStorm Minecraft server

    Private server JustStorm is looking for active players

    server specifications: – version 1.21.1 – host 24/7 – paid hosting – free pass – constant updates to new versions

    Features of our server:

    – keeping vanilla survival on the server

    – minecraft chat synchronization with discord

    – voice chat

    – online server map

    – active and understanding administration

    – unique styling of the tab chat and other things

    We invite you to take part in our project!

    To get on the server you will need to submit an application in our dc channel

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Animals Bred: 54
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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