Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 31
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
Dragon Scales Harvested: 291 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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