Minecraft SMP: Early 2000’s Comedy Movie Buff

“2000s”, Absurd, BIZARRE, buff, comedy, comedy movie, cult classic, dark comedy, dog, Early, early 2000s, eccentric, funny, Grandma, humor, inappropriate, Minecraft, MM, Movie, offbeat, Outrageous, quirky, rape, Shocking.., smp, Twisted, Underrated

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6475	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a grandma on speed trying to out-rap Eminem! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers breakdance before exploding. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and wondering what the heck is going on next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are legendary, from llama races to chicken jousting tournaments. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best thriller dance moves.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of grandma rapping faster than Eminem while riding a dog through a rainbow-filled wonderland? Don’t miss out on the madness – come join us today!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
New Chunks Explored:	707145	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	77	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Love Letters Sent:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Runes Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Mines Excavated:	3790	Villages Defended:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Void Gems Collected:	39
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2043
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Votes:	2609	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6574	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Crops Grown:	7030	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2562
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3461	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Villages Defended:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	491
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2444	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Farms Harvested:	659
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!