Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, Drew McIntyre himself appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a wrestling match in Berlin! And guess what? He’s the Taylor Swift for men!

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got crazy events like llama jousting, chicken racing, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Runes Activated: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 4555
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7674 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Crops Grown: 6677
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Falling into the Void: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 84 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Magic Items Found: 2925 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 46
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Emeralds Found: 6482 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 77

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Farms Harvested: 587

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Zombie Dances: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 300 Star Shards Collected: 300
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 24 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Crops Grown: 4154
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Ores Mined: 7174

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 93
    Potions Brewed: 146 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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