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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 7210 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually trained ninjas and the cows are secretly plotting a revolution.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.
So come join us and experience the chaos, the madness, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to question your sanity and possibly lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway, right?
