Minecraft SMP: /dlg/ Deadlock General

505168552, advanced movement guide, bot matches, Deadlock, deadlock general, dlg, Edition, Feedback, general, git gud, git in, Latest Patch, Minecraft, new player guide, pick rate, public item builds, report bugs, sandbox mode, smp, Steam, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the pick rate is off the charts! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Want to join the fun? Simply post your Steam profile and ask for an invite. Just make sure to accept that friend request – we don’t have time for any shenanigans!

Looking to git gud? Dive into the tutorial, test out different heroes in sandbox mode, and check out some public item builds. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take on some bot matches for a real challenge.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the insider info, or dive into our New Player Guide for some pro tips. And if you’re feeling extra fancy, take a peek at our Advanced Movement Guide for some next-level strats.

So what are you waiting for? Jump into the madness and join us on our Minecraft SMP – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	43
Animals Bred:	163	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Votes:	3318	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Crops Grown:	9093

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Falling into the Void:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Chimeras Created:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6918
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	255
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Love Letters Sent:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	382

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9304
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	1445	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!

Fujos Ship Minecraft 1.21

Anime, bl, eugeo, FANART, Fandom, fanfiction, FANTASY, fictional characters, fujos, kirito, longsword, love, Minecraft, Obsession, otp, relationships, Ship, shipping, shipping wars, sword art online, yaoi, yaoi ships

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server and ship Eugeo and Kirito all over again because who needs logic and reason when you can have virtual romance between a dead guy and a straight dude with a longsword?

We’ve got pixelated love triangles, drama, and more fujos than you can shake a blocky stick at.

Come witness the chaotic shipping wars unfold as players fight over who should end up with Kirito in this twisted, nonsensical world of Minecraft romance.

Forget reality, come live in a fantasy where anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Join now and dive into the madness of shipping Eugeo and Kirito for reasons that defy all logic and common sense.

Movie TraumaCraft

childhood fears, childhood nightmares, childhood trauma, cinematic trauma, disturbing films, early exposure, emotional scars, fear-inducing films, film-induced fear, horror films, lasting impressions, long-lasting effects, Movie, movie memories, movie-induced trauma, psychological horror, psychological impact, scary movies, TraumaCraft, traumatic experiences, traumatizing movies, unsettling movies

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Votes:	901	Potions Brewed:	47
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	451

Have you ever watched a movie that scarred you for life? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise to traumatize you in a whole new way! Join us if you want to relive the horror of that one movie that still gives you nightmares. Our pixelated monsters will make you scream louder than any Hollywood horror flick. So come on, join us if you dare! Just remember to bring extra virtual diapers, because you’re gonna need them!

DementiaCraft – Home for the Forgetful

aging, alzheimer’s, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forgetful, geriatrics, health outcomes, Healthcare, home, life expectancy, Long Term Care, medical findings, Men, neurodegenerative disease, nursing home, research, senior care, statistics, study, Women

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	193	Love Letters Sent:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

come join our minecraft server, where we promise you won’t lose your mind like those poor souls with dementia! our server is so lit, you’ll be playing for at least 100 years, no joke. we’ve got crazy builds that will blow your mind and keep you entertained for hours on end. plus, we have a secret potion that will make you immortal in the game, so you can keep playing forever and ever. who needs a nursing home when you can live forever in minecraft? join now and never worry about losing your mind again!

A Classic TNaD MODDED

Arrival, BEHAVE, Carry on Alex’s mobs, classic, Community, Counting, Create, Discord, Friends, Fun, Human, ice and fire, irons spells and spell books, Message, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Play, questions, rules, Server, smp, TNaD

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Welcome to TNaD Minecraft Server!
We have a small but cool and free community with minimal rules. Behave, make friends, play as you like, and most importantly, have fun!
Mods Available:
1. Ice and Fire
2. Create
3. Carry on Alex’s Mobs
4. Iron’s spells and spell books
Join us and make your mark on the server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
1. Are there any rules on the server?	Just basic rules to ensure a fun and friendly environment. Behave like a normal human and don’t ruin the fun for others.
2. How can I join the server?	Simply connect to the server IP listed above and start playing! For any issues, reach out through the provided Discord link.
3. What mods are available on the server?	Mods like Ice and Fire, Create, Carry on Alex’s Mobs, Iron’s spells and spell books, and more are available for enhanced gameplay.
4. Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, join our Discord server for updates, announcements, and to connect with other players: [Discord Link].
5. Who can I contact for any questions or issues?	Feel free to message the server admin for any queries you may have. They are there to help and assist you.

Enchanted Love 1.20.2

1.20.2, 3D trash, Claiming Waifu, discussion, Enchanted, Fun, Have Fun, Insults must be original, JOINING, love, Lurking, No oversexualized content, No Stealing, Original insults, Oversexualized content, Posting images, Private RP, reserved place in hell, RP/ERP, Trips, Waifu rules, waifu thread, Waifu threadPrevious

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Hey bros, looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your favorite waifu thread? Look no further!

Join our server for a chance to claim your very own Minecraft waifu or husbando! But beware, no stealing unless you roll trips, and only one claim per person (we don’t want any Minecraft drama here).

Keep the RP/ERP in private, but feel free to discuss all things waifu-related. And remember, insults must be original – no basic insults allowed here.

If you’re posting images, you’re not lurking – so get in on the action! And remember, 3D is almost always trash, so stick to those pixelated waifus.

Joining our server means a reserved place in hell – but hey, at least you’ll have fun while you’re there! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the waifu wars begin!