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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 8436 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a truly unique experience where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, chat with fellow players about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ fap session while building your dream base.
In our Snakey edition, we have a special surprise for all players – every time you slay a snake in the game, you’ll unlock a secret power that will help you dominate the server. From turning your enemies into chickens to summoning a herd of explosive pigs, the possibilities are endless!
So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will grant you three wishes if you can out-fap him in a PvP match.
Don’t miss out on the madness – join /dft/ today and let the chaos begin!
