Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
Ores Mined: 2946 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 23
Void Gems Collected: 38 Gryphons Tamed: 3
Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server

    Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad’s wedding drama seem like child’s play? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (or until your dad’s fiancée tries to bond with you over your diamond sword collection).

    Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper attack. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures with friends who understand the importance of building the perfect castle?

    So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Your dad’s fiancée may be annoying, but our server is anything but!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • WifeOverDaughterCraft

    WifeOverDaughterCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tantrums and family drama for a world of blocky fun!

    Our server is so peaceful, even Hailey would stop throwing tantrums just to play on it. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude anyone for acting like a child – in fact, we encourage it! Let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and explore with other players.

    With our server, you can leave all the family drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only tantrums are from creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the real world behind – we promise not to text you about choosing blocks over family!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 53 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • LoveStruck SMP

    LoveStruck SMP
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build epic bases and conquer dungeons together? Look no further, because our SMP is the place where love blooms faster than a creeper explosion!

    Join us and you might just find your first love in the form of a fellow player who shares your passion for pixelated pigs and blocky landscapes. Who needs Tinder when you can find your perfect match while fighting off hordes of zombies in a haunted mansion?

    Forget about boring old survival mode, because on our SMP, every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic pranks that will make you question your trust in your fellow players to treasure hunts that will test your parkour skills, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, don’t be shy! Join our SMP and who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends about that time you accidentally blew up your entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Love is in the air, and it smells like burning netherrack!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Buildings Constructed: 25
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • BlockyConspiracy

    BlockyConspiracy
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find it, but beware – the mine is guarded by a pack of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, said to grant the player unlimited power and riches. Many have tried and failed to find it, but maybe you have what it takes to succeed!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove to the world that you have what it takes to uncover the mysteries of Minecraft! Remember, the truth is out there – you just have to dig deep enough to find it!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Demon Skulls Collected: 35
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

    BeirutBoom Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting airstriked is your boring old world! we got explosions galore and crazy battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack.

    we have 31 players already killed in epic pvp battles, but don’t worry, we got plenty more where that came from. join now and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem instead?

    so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old fart who likes peace and quiet, then maybe stay away).

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Towns Built: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

    NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan
    so, like, ukraine is like, totally gonna join nato and get all these sick weapons, right? but, like, before they do that, they need to practice their skills in minecraft! that’s where our server comes in, dude.

    join our server and help ukraine prepare for their epic victory! we’ve got crazy challenges and epic battles that will totally get you ready for the real deal. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other players who are just as hyped about ukraine’s victory plan as you are!

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and help ukraine kick some serious butt in nato! it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Love Letters Sent: 15

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

    Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where the global temps are always a balmy 36°C! Forget about boring old Earth, we have our own crazy climate where you can build and survive in extreme conditions. Our server is so hot, it’s like living in a sauna 24/7!

    We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.

    So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • EnderLife

    EnderLife

    EnderLife Lifesteal SMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

    Custom Economy – Manage Cash, Tokens, Points, and complete Quests Custom Hearts – 10 Unique Heart Types for thrilling gameplay Crates and Ranks – 5 Crates, 5 Purchasable Ranks, and 3 Obtainable Ranks Custom Enchantments and Skills – Upgrade gear and level up Skills Unique Worlds – Explore Better End Island, Custom Overworld, and more Upcoming – Upgradeable Spawners and Minions EULA-Friendly – Fair gameplay, focused on players. Not a business minded server

    Java IP: play.enderlife.online:25679 Bedrock IP: play.enderlife.online | Port: 25679 Cracked server – everyone is welcome

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Carl Lam MTR Server

    Carl Lam MTR Server

    This Server Is modded server, so you can’t join with IP only. By Carl Lam and Omar Cube. And don’t forget to join Discord Server Befor Join The Minecraft Server

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    HexArchon Minecraft Server

    Description
    HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

    Links


    Our Values

    We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay. We love listening to community feedback and creating something that people enjoy.


    Gameplay Mechanics


    Technicals

    We strongly prioritize server performance and responsiveness. Not only do we put focus on resource utilization during development, but we also have powerful top-of-the-line hardware that the server runs on.

    The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications: * CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X * RAM: 3200MHz 64GB * Storage: 2TB NVME SSD * Hosted on the US East Coast.

    We guarantee strict, zero-lag gameplay. If you are having any issues with lag, open a ticket and we will gladly help you out – even if it’s not the server’s fault.


    Joining

    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132). This is experimental with many technical limitations.

    Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Snowflake City Minecraft Server

    Snowflake City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers filled with white Canadians who are total wimps? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for badass Minecraft players!

    Join us if you want to show those white Canadians how it’s done. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground fight club where you can prove your dominance.

    Don’t be a pussy like those white Canadians, join our server and unleash your inner warrior! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the respect of players from all around the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone what you’re made of!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 10
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

    Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!

    But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 239
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 New Chunks Explored: 110983

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • SonSquad Minecraft Server

    SonSquad Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.

    Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Villages Defended: 12
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

    UncleCraft: No Free Rides!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel appreciated and valued? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s uncles and cousins, our server is clueless without you. Join us and show them how it’s done! Plus, we don’t discriminate based on gender – we value all players equally, regardless of their gender. So come on over and show off your skills, because here, everyone is valuable – even if you’re just a girl! 😉 #GirlPower #MinecraftBossLady #JoinUsToday

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Potions Brewed: 60 Ores Mined: 9509
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • PeakStarGoneMC SMP

    PeakStarGoneMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to uncover the mystery of which media star died at the peak of his career! Rumor has it that his ghost haunts our server, leaving behind diamond blocks as offerings to those who can solve the riddle. Will you be the one to crack the case and earn the ultimate reward? Join now for a chance to interact with celebrity ghosts and become the next big Minecraft detective!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 40 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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