Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
Void Armor Forged: 22 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • MuCraft

    MuCraft

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 20

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Theatria

    Theatria

    Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
    Farms Harvested: 632 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • SurvivalMP

    SurvivalMP

    Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

    No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 638
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 24

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 18 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Mccaim

    Mccaim

    Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • MythicHaven

    MythicHaven

    Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 140 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 46
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Magic Items Found: 6342 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Overcast Community

    Overcast Community

    With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Dimension Hops: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Lunar Middle School

    Lunar Middle School

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • SpeedMC Network

    SpeedMC Network

    Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 42 Mythical Swords Crafted: 26
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CookieCraft Survival

    CookieCraft Survival

    CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 85

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Project Eden

    Project Eden

    Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2246 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • PiponMC

    PiponMC

    Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Dimension Hops: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Ardania

    Ardania

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Ores Mined: 4781
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Lifestealing

    Lifestealing

    Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3929 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5098 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Trans Minecraft

    Trans Minecraft

    We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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