Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 4
Dimension Hops: 12 Vanishing Items Found: 7
Meteorites Collected: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

    SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf4.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Pixelmon Horizon

    Pixelmon Horizon

    Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 150
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • MC Ages

    MC Ages

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Players Killed by Monsters: 2594
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • SourPvP

    SourPvP

    SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Crops Grown: 1093 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BlocksMC

    BlocksMC

    BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Void Armor Forged: 30

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • HyshSMP

    HyshSMP

    HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • ComuGamers

    ComuGamers

    Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • PirateCraft

    PirateCraft

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • DynastyMC Cobblemon

    DynastyMC Cobblemon

    Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • MuCraft

    MuCraft

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27
    New Chunks Explored: 145324 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Theatria

    Theatria

    Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • SurvivalMP

    SurvivalMP

    Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

    No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 343 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Zombie Dances: 10 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Mccaim

    Mccaim

    Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 35
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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