Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 15
Void Armor Forged: 24 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
Royal Courts Attended: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Rune Stones Activated: 6 Animals Bred: 188
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Crafty Filtered Me Minecraft Server

    Crafty Filtered Me Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t spark joy anymore? Well, look no further because our server will literally blow your mind (in a good way, we promise)! We have unicorns roaming around, rainbow-colored creepers, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours, allowing you to soar through the skies and rain bacon down on unsuspecting players below. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (seriously, we’ve had players forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because they were having so much fun). Don’t say we didn’t warn you!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 297 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • "Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

    "Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

    Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

    So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server

    Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad’s wedding drama seem like child’s play? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (or until your dad’s fiancée tries to bond with you over your diamond sword collection).

    Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper attack. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures with friends who understand the importance of building the perfect castle?

    So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Your dad’s fiancée may be annoying, but our server is anything but!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 200 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • WifeOverDaughterCraft

    WifeOverDaughterCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tantrums and family drama for a world of blocky fun!

    Our server is so peaceful, even Hailey would stop throwing tantrums just to play on it. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude anyone for acting like a child – in fact, we encourage it! Let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and explore with other players.

    With our server, you can leave all the family drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only tantrums are from creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the real world behind – we promise not to text you about choosing blocks over family!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • LoveStruck SMP

    LoveStruck SMP
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build epic bases and conquer dungeons together? Look no further, because our SMP is the place where love blooms faster than a creeper explosion!

    Join us and you might just find your first love in the form of a fellow player who shares your passion for pixelated pigs and blocky landscapes. Who needs Tinder when you can find your perfect match while fighting off hordes of zombies in a haunted mansion?

    Forget about boring old survival mode, because on our SMP, every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic pranks that will make you question your trust in your fellow players to treasure hunts that will test your parkour skills, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, don’t be shy! Join our SMP and who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends about that time you accidentally blew up your entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Love is in the air, and it smells like burning netherrack!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • BlockyConspiracy

    BlockyConspiracy
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find it, but beware – the mine is guarded by a pack of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, said to grant the player unlimited power and riches. Many have tried and failed to find it, but maybe you have what it takes to succeed!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove to the world that you have what it takes to uncover the mysteries of Minecraft! Remember, the truth is out there – you just have to dig deep enough to find it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

    BeirutBoom Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting airstriked is your boring old world! we got explosions galore and crazy battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack.

    we have 31 players already killed in epic pvp battles, but don’t worry, we got plenty more where that came from. join now and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem instead?

    so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old fart who likes peace and quiet, then maybe stay away).

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

    NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan
    so, like, ukraine is like, totally gonna join nato and get all these sick weapons, right? but, like, before they do that, they need to practice their skills in minecraft! that’s where our server comes in, dude.

    join our server and help ukraine prepare for their epic victory! we’ve got crazy challenges and epic battles that will totally get you ready for the real deal. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other players who are just as hyped about ukraine’s victory plan as you are!

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and help ukraine kick some serious butt in nato! it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Potions Brewed: 114 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

    Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where the global temps are always a balmy 36°C! Forget about boring old Earth, we have our own crazy climate where you can build and survive in extreme conditions. Our server is so hot, it’s like living in a sauna 24/7!

    We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.

    So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Ores Mined: 2776 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • EnderLife

    EnderLife

    EnderLife Lifesteal SMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

    Custom Economy – Manage Cash, Tokens, Points, and complete Quests Custom Hearts – 10 Unique Heart Types for thrilling gameplay Crates and Ranks – 5 Crates, 5 Purchasable Ranks, and 3 Obtainable Ranks Custom Enchantments and Skills – Upgrade gear and level up Skills Unique Worlds – Explore Better End Island, Custom Overworld, and more Upcoming – Upgradeable Spawners and Minions EULA-Friendly – Fair gameplay, focused on players. Not a business minded server

    Java IP: play.enderlife.online:25679 Bedrock IP: play.enderlife.online | Port: 25679 Cracked server – everyone is welcome

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Carl Lam MTR Server

    Carl Lam MTR Server

    This Server Is modded server, so you can’t join with IP only. By Carl Lam and Omar Cube. And don’t forget to join Discord Server Befor Join The Minecraft Server

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    HexArchon Minecraft Server

    Description
    HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

    Links


    Our Values

    We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay. We love listening to community feedback and creating something that people enjoy.


    Gameplay Mechanics


    Technicals

    We strongly prioritize server performance and responsiveness. Not only do we put focus on resource utilization during development, but we also have powerful top-of-the-line hardware that the server runs on.

    The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications: * CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X * RAM: 3200MHz 64GB * Storage: 2TB NVME SSD * Hosted on the US East Coast.

    We guarantee strict, zero-lag gameplay. If you are having any issues with lag, open a ticket and we will gladly help you out – even if it’s not the server’s fault.


    Joining

    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132). This is experimental with many technical limitations.

    Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Snowflake City Minecraft Server

    Snowflake City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers filled with white Canadians who are total wimps? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for badass Minecraft players!

    Join us if you want to show those white Canadians how it’s done. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground fight club where you can prove your dominance.

    Don’t be a pussy like those white Canadians, join our server and unleash your inner warrior! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the respect of players from all around the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone what you’re made of!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 7

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

    Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!

    But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3760 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • SonSquad Minecraft Server

    SonSquad Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.

    Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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