Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can post tags, talk about your fetishes, and even have a good old fap session with your fellow players.

In this server, we have a special edition called “Belle In The OP Edition”, where every player gets their own personal Belle Delphine to accompany them on their Minecraft adventures. She’ll trade you diamonds for bathwater, and even serenade you with her catchy tunes as you mine away.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret stash of rare items and treasures hidden away in their lair. Rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet creeper named Steve.

So come join us on /dft/ and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Bed Club Minecraft Server

    Bed Club Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, we have a secret club called the “staying in bed club.” Yes, you heard that right. Instead of mining for diamonds or fighting mobs, you can just chill in bed all day long and still level up your character. How? Don’t ask questions, just join and experience the magic for yourself!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on this server that leads to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. If you can find it, you’ll be the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime experience.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our mysterious and wacky Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Dragon Scales Harvested: 359

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • The Twist Minecraft SMP

    The Twist Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we navigate through the ups and downs of the economy, just like the Fed cutting rates and selling assets from their balance sheet. But here’s the twist – instead of injecting new money, we’re just quietly reshuffling our resources like a bunch of Minecraft pros.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a group of players who are experts at navigating through financial crises while also building epic structures and battling mobs? We’ve got it all – from crazy market crashes to insane building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and unpredictable world. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about economics while you’re at it. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • DateCraft Minecraft Server

    DateCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a wake-up call like no other? Look no further than our server! Just like the friend in this story who needed a reality check, our server will shake you out of your comfort zone and push you to make bold moves.

    Join us and experience the thrill of putting yourself out there, whether it’s facing off against mobs or building epic structures. Don’t be like the friend who waited around for love to come to her – take charge and make things happen on our server!

    Who needs dating apps when you can find your perfect match in the world of Minecraft? Dive into our server and see where the adventure takes you. And remember, if you’re not making moves, you’re not playing the game right!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Magic Items Found: 1672
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 66 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • BabyNameBattles

    BabyNameBattles
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at its peak? Join us for a wild ride of blended families, unresolved issues, and a baby without a name! Our server is filled with twists and turns, just like this family dynamic.

    Witness the chaos as siblings from different parents struggle to bond, parents try to navigate the complexities of blended families, and a baby on the way without a name in sight. Will the kids ever come together to name the new addition to the family? Only time will tell on our server.

    Join now for a chance to experience the drama, the laughs, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 199
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • BlockyMoans Minecraft SMP

    BlockyMoans Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to hear the sweet sounds of creepers exploding in the distance while you’re getting it on with your virtual blocky crush. Trust us, nothing gets the blood pumping like the adrenaline rush of trying to survive a zombie horde while also trying to survive in the bedroom.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who died from laughter after accidentally setting their house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket. Join us if you dare, and see if you can survive the chaos and hilarity that awaits you.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • PixelFetishCraft – Digging into your deepest desires!

    PixelFetishCraft – Digging into your deepest desires!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your wildest fantasies? Look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your fetish needs!

    Whether you’re into building giant statues of pickles or roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese, we’ve got you covered. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your unique tastes – in fact, we encourage it!

    Join us and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, maybe your fetish for building intricate rollercoasters out of melons stems from a past life as a fruitarian astronaut. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 46 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • HezCraftOps: Target Acquired!

    HezCraftOps: Target Acquired!
    so, like, this server is LIT, man. we got all the crazy stuff happenin’. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was INSANE, bro.

    also, we got this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible. like, you can literally walk through walls and stuff. it’s like cheating, but it’s totally allowed here.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure? yeah, we got that too. it’s guarded by a gang of killer rabbits, so good luck getting past them.

    and if that’s not enough, we also have a secret society of talking pigs who control the entire server. they’re like the mafia of Minecraft, man. you gotta join just to see them in action.

    so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the craziest, most unpredictable server on the internet. you won’t regret it, i promise.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Magic Items Found: 1568 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Nature Scene Oasis

    Nature Scene Oasis
    are you tired of staring at boring video backgrounds that make you feel like you wanna take a nap? well, come join our minecraft server where the backgrounds are so lit, you’ll never wanna leave!

    we got nature scenes that will make you feel like you’re actually outside, running through fields of flowers and frolicking with unicorns. you’ll be so energized, you’ll never experience videoconference fatigue again!

    our backgrounds are so magical, they’ll transport you to a whole new world where you can escape the monotony of everyday life. join us and say goodbye to boring video calls forever!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • FrostSMP

    FrostSMP

    Welcome To FrostSMP! A Cross-Play Earth SMP Where You Can Either Start Or Join A Nation!* What Are You Waiting For? Join Us Today!

    Discord Server: https://dsc.gg/frostmc

    * Note: If You Wanna Create A Nation, You Need To Join Our Discord Server And Register It.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Towns Built: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CrystalHeartSmp

    CrystalHeartSmp

    Mark your calendars and gather your fellow adventurers. This is your chance to carve your path in the Crystal Heart universe from day one! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a budding explorer, there’s something for everyone in our diverse and welcoming community.

    Stay Connected: crystalheartsmp.uk.to:25812

    Discord: Join our Discord server https://discord.gg/2cHQQjZx for updates and to connect with other players. Social Media: Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook [insert handles] for sneak peeks and community highlights. Spread the word, invite your friends, and let’s make this season of Crystal Heart SMP the best one yet! See you on August 5th for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Server26 – Where Boomer Minecrafters Unite for Some Serious Block-Building Fun Since 2015!

    Server26 – Where Boomer Minecrafters Unite for Some Serious Block-Building Fun Since 2015!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Details
    Server Name play.server26.net
    Map https://map.server26.net/
    Discord https://server26.net/discord

    Server Rules

    For a detailed list of rules, visit https://server26.net/rules

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is the server 18+ only? Yes, you must be 18 or older to join the server.
    Are there any donation perks? No, there are no donation perks or benefits.
    Are there warps or teleport commands? No, there are no warps or teleport commands available.
    Will the world ever reset? No, the world will never reset.
    What plugins are used on the server? GriefPrevention, sleep voting, player item shops, and other minor datapacks and tweaks.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Amen Break Is Good Minecraft Server

    Amen Break Is Good Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old amenities? Well, look no further because our server is the bee’s knees! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the legendary Amen Break – the most epic drum break in music history. Imagine mining for diamonds while jamming out to sick beats, it’s like a rave in the mines!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted items for those who can find it. Plus, our server is guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only explode in glitter – now that’s a show worth watching!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft disco king!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Runes Activated: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Ring A Ding Baby Minecraft SMP

    Ring A Ding Baby Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical Bacon Sword, and dance parties in the End dimension.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the world’s only talking sheep named Sir Fluffington. He’s got all the gossip on who’s building secret bases and who’s hoarding all the emeralds. Plus, he gives out free hugs to all new players (just watch out for his wool allergies).

    So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos and mayhem. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have your own statue made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. It’s a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some ring a ding baby Minecraft madness!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Magic Items Found: 3296 New Chunks Explored: 844713
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • WeekendWarriors Minecraft Server

    WeekendWarriors Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values family over everything else? Look no further than our server, where we understand that sometimes life throws you a curveball like a cancer diagnosis and you need to be there for your loved ones.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of putting your family first, even if it means canceling a non-refundable hotel booking and disappointing your girlfriend. Who needs a weekend getaway when you can spend quality time with your mom and brother, am I right?

    So come on over to our server and show your priorities are in order – family first, Minecraft second (but still pretty important). Don’t be the person who puts a weekend away over their mom’s cancer diagnosis, join us and be the hero your family needs.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 38 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • WaterWarsMC

    WaterWarsMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a watermelon in a desert! Join us and experience the thrill of cutting off your neighbors from using your virtual water supply.

    Picture this: you live in a suburban Minecraft neighborhood where everyone relies on wells for water. But oh no, your neighbors’ well dried up and they come begging for your help. Will you be a good neighbor and share your precious water, or will you let them suffer in thirst?

    But wait, there’s more! These neighbors have a whole farm in their Minecraft backyard, with illegal roosters driving everyone crazy. And to top it off, they even have an old lady doing a rain dance for their wells to magically open up. Can you handle the chaos and drama of living next to these virtual neighbors?

    Join our server now and witness the madness unfold. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you join in on the chaos and stir up even more trouble? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 436 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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