Minecraft SMP – /dft/ – Discord Fappy Crafty

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Welcome to /dft/ – the Discord Fappy Talky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous conversations about your wildest fetishes while building epic structures and battling it out in PvP arenas.

Our server is named after the legendary player Danimaru, who once built a giant statue of a… well, let’s just say it was NSFW. But hey, that’s the kind of creativity we encourage here!

Need a break from all the building and fighting? No problem! Just head over to our designated “jerk off” area where you can relax and unwind while discussing your favorite adult content with fellow players.

So why join /dft/? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that combines building, battling, and… well, you know. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

‘Jeet’s Indian Minecraft Server’

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Are you tired of being a beta in Minecraft? Join our server and become the ultimate alpha winner like never before! We have secret Indian techniques that will make you dominate the game and conquer all your enemies. Embrace your inner alpha and show the world that you are a true winner! Join now and unleash the power of the Indian spirit in Minecraft!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	1339
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

31 Year Old Minecraft SMP White Woman

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids and try-hards? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool cats out there! Join us if you want to experience the wild adventures of a 31-year-old white woman trying to survive in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is filled with rare pink sheep that poop diamonds, flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil zombie villagers, or if you just want to chill in our hot tub made entirely out of obsidian blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community in the blocky world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mines Excavated:	4258	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DumbFactz Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to discover the shocking truth that creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures trying to give hugs! Yes, you heard that right, those explosive green guys just want to spread love and joy in the world of Minecraft. So come join us and befriend a creeper today for some explosive friendship!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blockbuster TraumaCraft

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Remember that one movie that scarred you for life as a kid? Well, imagine if that movie came to life in Minecraft form on our server! Join us for a chance to relive your childhood nightmares in pixelated glory. Our server is filled with spooky builds and eerie mobs that will make you question your sanity. So if you’re ready to face your fears and have a good laugh while doing it, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even conquer your childhood trauma once and for all.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Towns Built:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafty Bagel Minecraft Server

4koma, Akari, aperitif, Bagel, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Crafty, Events, Friends, Fuuka, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Haruna, junko, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, New Year, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Join us for epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will leave you questioning reality. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for diamonds, or just mess around with your friends in ways that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary events that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling the Fury of Set to taking on the mighty Perorodzilla, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden heritage or a New Year’s aperitif while you’re at it. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mines Excavated:	4060
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

V4Mirai General – Minecraft SMP

Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Biscotti, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave US branch, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), general, globie, idol corp, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia Alias Anono, Minecraft, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, Petalight Kou Mariya, PillowdearASMR, Pippa Pebblesworth, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Sensei, Serina Maiko, smp, Taring Hu, Terra 404, V4Mirai, V4Mirai General, VIVA MÉXICO, VoltailLyko Lianna, VSPO, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of our server!

Imagine mining for diamonds with Crystalis, who graduated from the mining academy with top honors. Or building a castle with Petalight Kou Mariya, whose architectural skills are out of this world. And don’t even get us started on Mono Monet, who can turn a simple dirt hut into a masterpiece with just a wave of their hand.

But that’s not all! Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon with Dr. NOVA(e), who can summon lightning bolts with a snap of their fingers. Or explore the Nether with Lyko Lianna, who has tamed a pack of zombie pigmen as her loyal minions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident witch, Yumi the Witch, who can brew potions that will make your enemies run in fear. Plus, we have a whole group dedicated to ASMR, led by Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR, who will lull you to sleep with the soothing sounds of creeper explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and become a legend in the most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever created!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SisMailDramaCraft

addressing packages, AITAH, Amazon, anger, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, family dynamics, Frustration, living together, mail, opening mail, personal items, privacy, Respect, Siblings, SisMailDramaCraft, sister

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to open your mail like that nosy roommate of yours! Our server is a safe space where your packages will remain unopened and untouched, unless they contain diamonds or enchanted gear, in which case we might have to confiscate them for “safekeeping.”

Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, treasure hunts, and maybe even a few pranks along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret base filled with rare loot, guarded by a mischievous Enderman who loves to play hide and seek.

So come on over and leave the mail drama behind. We guarantee a mailbox-free experience that will have you laughing, exploring, and crafting your way to victory. Just remember, on our server, the only thing we open is a can of whoop-ass on those creepers who dare to mess with us.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4522	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Star Shards Collected:	94	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BlockyBliss: HappiestEverStillHappy

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the happiest place on earth! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about losing your precious loot again.

Our server is so happy, even the Ender Dragon does yoga to relax. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server to play hide and seek with the players.

So come on down to our server and experience pure joy and happiness like never before. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server this amazing?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7701	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	437	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DiddyCraft: Locked Up in Manhattan

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yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz we got sean ‘diddy’ combs locked up in a pixelated jail in manhattan. he got indicted for stealing all the diamonds and emeralds in the game, like a real minecraft gangsta. come join the fun and see if u can break diddy out of jail and become the ultimate blocky boss. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let’s get crafty!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Divine Spears Created:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Enter the Bedrock Bonkers Modded Fantasy! No Whitelist Needed!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Modded Server
New bosses, enemies, and content
Recently reset
Join now and gear up in peaceful mode

Server FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is it?	Modded server with new bosses, enemies, and content
When was the server recently reset?	Today
Are the rules simple?	Yes, the rules are pretty simple
How can I join the server’s Discord?	Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/rh5wvFw7

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Lost Player Chronicles Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, giant chickens that lay golden eggs, and a mysterious guy who disappeared after trying to ride a llama into the sunset.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wackiest Minecraft community around! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend to vanish into the unknown…

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

She has killed billions in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to survive… if you can! Our server is ruled by a ruthless queen who has killed billions of players who dare to challenge her. But don’t worry, she’s not online all the time, so you might have a chance to build your empire before she comes for you.

Join our server if you’re looking for a challenge, or if you just enjoy living life on the edge. Our community is full of crazy characters, from a wizard who can turn sheep into diamonds to a ninja who can sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a giant chicken might come crashing down from the sky or when a pack of zombie villagers might invade your base. So grab your sword and pickaxe, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, she has killed billions… but maybe you’ll be the one to finally take her down.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SpoiledCraft Minecraft Server

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Hey there! Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and leave behind the troubles of dealing with family members who eat your snacks and call you names. On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without worrying about anyone stealing your virtual chips.

Our server is a safe haven for all players, regardless of their breast size or family dynamics. You can be whoever you want to be here, whether it’s a warrior fighting off creepers or a builder constructing magnificent castles.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and maybe even some virtual snacks that no one will dare touch without your permission. See you in the game!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

WindowSeatWoes

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Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by entitled parents on flights? Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about giving up your window seat again! Our virtual flights are always stress-free and kid-free, so you can enjoy the view without any guilt trips.

We have a special plugin that allows you to book your virtual window seat in advance, ensuring that no entitled parents can swoop in and ruin your flight. Say goodbye to pouty kids and cold shoulders, and say hello to a peaceful and relaxing flight experience.

Join now and never feel guilty for wanting to keep your window seat again. Fly high in the sky without any entitled parent drama, only on our Minecraft server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ZelenskyCraft: Ukraine’s 90% Win

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hey u, yes u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server where ukraine’s victory plan is 90% complete? yea, u heard dat right! we got zelensky himself leading the charge in minecraft, building epic structures and battling mobs like a pro. join us and be part of the epic quest to conquer the minecraft world and bring peace to ukraine. plus, we got free cookies for all new players, cuz who doesn’t love cookies, amirite? so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mines Excavated:	2678
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.