Are you tired of the real world crushing your dreams and making you question your life choices? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the soul-sucking job market by building your own empire in a virtual world where the only termination you’ll face is getting blown up by a creeper.

Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?

So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
Runes Activated: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Wasted RAM Minecraft SMP

    Wasted RAM Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP where we believe that an unused RAM is wasted RAM! Why settle for just playing on any old server when you could be experiencing the ultimate Minecraft adventure with us? Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of awesomeness we bring to the table.

    We have legendary tales of players who have tamed dragons and ridden them into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen. Our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player accidentally build a house on someone else’s land, and instead of getting mad, they became best friends and built a castle together.

    But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a hidden lever that opens up a secret passageway to the coolest dance floor you’ve ever seen. The music is bumping, the drinks are flowing (in-game of course), and everyone is doing the floss dance like their lives depend on it.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection, but who’s counting?). Don’t let your RAM go to waste – join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Gay Pride Minecraft Server

    Gay Pride Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where liking other men is not just accepted, it’s practically mandatory! Because let’s face it, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can build fabulous rainbow-colored houses and mine for diamonds with your fellow fabulous players?

    But beware, if you’re not feeling the gay vibes, you may find yourself spontaneously bursting into show tunes or developing a sudden obsession with glitter. So come join us and embrace your inner diva, because on this server, being gay is the only way to play!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • GF Goals Minecraft SMP

    GF Goals Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Join our SMP and you’ll have a better chance of finding a girlfriend who looks like a pixelated goddess! We have a secret love potion plugin that guarantees you’ll find your perfect match within 24 hours of joining. Plus, our resident matchmaker villager has a 100% success rate in setting up couples – just ask Steve and his Enderman girlfriend! Don’t miss out on the chance to find love and diamonds in our crazy SMP.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • ChunkyChick Minecraft SMP – Female Fatfur Thread: Anatomy Edition

    ChunkyChick Minecraft SMP – Female Fatfur Thread: Anatomy Edition
    Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter – /femfat/! Join us for a wild ride through a world where female fatfurs reign supreme. Our previous thread was so lit, even the creepers couldn’t handle it!

    We’ve got writefags dropping stories crazier than a creeper explosion, and our pastebin is filled with more drama than a villager trading scandal. And don’t even get me started on our paid content – kemono.party artists are serving looks hotter than a blaze in the Nether.

    Looking for some juicy anatomy discussions? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here. From thicc thighs to voluptuous curves, we’ve got everything you need to satisfy your wildest Minecraft fantasies.

    So why join /femfat/? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP server where bad anatomy bothers us more than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark? Join us now and embrace the chaos – just make sure to watch out for those pesky Endermen!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Ban Happy Minecraft Server

    Ban Happy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being pushed around by left-wing internet overlords? Do you want to escape the endless sea of interracial porn being forced upon you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and fight back against the oppressive left-wing regime by building your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. Vote for freedom, vote for fun, vote for our Minecraft server! (Disclaimer: We do not actually condone banning people from the internet or spamming them with porn, that’s just ridiculous)

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • [Tremendous News] Minecraft SMP

    [Tremendous News] Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Get ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our top player Iyo Sky(34) is not just a regular player, she is the God of Joshi wrestling, the biggest draw in the universe, and the soon-to-be WWE Women’s World Champion! She’s cute, pure, strong, and has a great butt (yes, that’s important). Plus, she hates aOSU and is a cat enthusiast – what more could you ask for in a Minecraft SMP leader? Join now and become part of the Iyomaniacs, the most uplifting and hilarious group of players you’ll ever meet! And remember, we are ABSOLUTELY FEARLESS, just like Iyo Sky(34) herself! So come on, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together! 🌟🐱💪 #IyomaniacsUnite #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • AlaradaFantasy Minecraft server

    AlaradaFantasy Minecraft server

    Magic, races, events, plot, mechanics, crafts, tools, recipes and much more – all this is AlaradaFantasy!

    But that’s not all, but there’s so much that is promising, isn’t it? On our server you really have a lot of possibilities.

    Do you want a regular PVE game?

    For you there is agronomy, fishing, brewing…

    Maybe you want PVP and battle?

    And for you we have classes, magic, skills and abilities…

    Or are you in the travel spirit?

    Not a problem, because you can take quests, study a custom map with beautiful generation, see other people’s cities…

    Or do you want to add your name to the server history?

    And this can be done without any problems, because there will be story events, events, battles, cities, politics for you…

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Blocky Pirate Adventure Minecraft Server

    Blocky Pirate Adventure Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is actually a secret pirate ship sailing through the vast ocean of Minecraftia. We pillage villages, plunder treasure, and battle sea monsters all while building epic bases on the deck of our ship.

    2. The captain of our ship is none other than Luffy from One Piece! Yes, you heard that right. He leads us on wild adventures, searching for the legendary One Piece treasure while fighting off rival pirate crews.

    3. Our server is so intense that we have our own daily One Piece chapter releases. That’s right, you can read the latest manga chapters while mining for diamonds and battling creepers. How cool is that?

    So what are you waiting for? Jump aboard our pirate ship Minecraft server and join us on the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience! Just be prepared for epic battles, hidden treasures, and maybe even a run-in with a kraken or two. See you on the high seas, matey!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 22

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • World Series Minecraft SMP

    World Series Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But that’s not all, oh no! They also encountered a group of friendly llamas who led them on a wild adventure through a secret underground cave system filled with rare ores and dangerous mobs. And just when they thought things couldn’t get any crazier, they found themselves in a PvP battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying chickens!

    So, if you want to experience epic loot, bizarre animal encounters, and insane PvP battles, then come join our Minecraft SMP and see what kind of wacky adventures await you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Boom Boom Africa Minecraft Server

    Boom Boom Africa Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server ever created! Our server, lovingly nicknamed “nuke africa”, is the ultimate place for players who want to blow stuff up and cause chaos in the virtual world.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature that allows players to launch nukes at any location on the map. Want to see what happens when you detonate a nuke in Africa? Look no further than our server!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare and valuable resources. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest guarded by a giant mutant spider that drops diamonds like they’re going out of style.

    If you’re feeling adventurous, you can also participate in our weekly “TNT Olympics” event, where players compete to see who can create the biggest explosion using only TNT blocks. The winner gets a special prize – a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes on command.

    So come join us on “nuke africa” and experience the thrill of destruction and mayhem like never before. Just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers – they tend to sneak up on you when you least expect it!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Towns Built: 10
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Wojak’s World Minecraft SMP

    Wojak’s World Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got a crazy increase in wojaks and bobos, which basically means you’re guaranteed to have a wild time. Plus, there’s been no significant sell action, so you know it’s the perfect time to join and start making some epic trades. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • What is the IP for Omz Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Omz Minecraft Server?

    Omz is a talented musician and songwriter known for blending various genres, including R&B, hip-hop, and pop. With a unique voice and captivating lyrics, Omz has quickly garnered a dedicated fanbase and critical acclaim. His music showcases a natural talent for storytelling and emotion, making him a rising star in the music industry.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Void Gems Collected: 20

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Saarpanese Minecraft Server

    Saarpanese Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being just a regular old Minecraft player? Well, join our server and become a Saarpanese! That’s right, we have a new ethnicity just for our players. But wait, there’s more!

    On our server, you can ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, battle evil llamas in epic quests, and even build a house made entirely of diamonds. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ who throws the most lit parties in the End dimension.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legendary Saarpanese warrior in the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Sad_BF_NoHorror_Minecraft SMP

    Sad_BF_NoHorror_Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of your boyfriend’s weird movie choices! We promise no rings of power here, just endless fun and adventure in a world where creepers are the scariest thing you’ll encounter. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you to hidden treasure chests. So leave your boyfriend and his boring movie preferences behind and come join us for some epic Minecraft shenanigans!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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