Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 | Potions Brewed: | 165 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9081 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
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