New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 107/300 Votes: 5797
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated: 2659 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a server where the only rule is to embrace the cheap chink shit of the internet? Look no further than our server, where we discuss all things sketchy and too good to be true!

Join us for outrageous discussions about TWS IEM reviews, new guides that are a work in progress, and links to the installgentoo wiki for all your chink shit general needs. Share your Mergeboss links and find out what headphones/earbuds to buy, what cheap smartphone to get, or even what emulation device to snag.

But that’s not all! Stay tuned for the latest news and updates, because life is complicated but our server is here to make it a little more lolzy. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let’s embrace the chaos together!

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  • GreenlandCraft: Trump Edition

    GreenlandCraft: Trump Edition
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 8074
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Farms Harvested: 281 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, germany and france are all up in arms over it, warning trump not to mess with it. but like, who cares about that drama when you could be joining this epic minecraft server instead?

    like, forget about greenland, come chill with us and build the most epic creations ever. we got crazy events like pig racing and chicken jousting. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave.

    seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. so come join us and let’s show greenland who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

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  • NoRacismAllowed – Build, Explore, Laugh!

    NoRacismAllowed – Build, Explore, Laugh!
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 155
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 50 Enchantments Applied: 100
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2632 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own world and stuff. but get this, if u join, u get to be part of this secret society that fights against the evil algorithm overlords who are trying to censor u for talking about ur experiences with racism online. like, they will literally delete ur content if u mention racism. but on this server, u can speak ur mind and share ur stories without fear of being silenced. join us and be a warrior against the algorithmic oppressors! #downwiththealgorithms #minecraftrevolution

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  • HideMC server Minecraft

    HideMC server Minecraft
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 8378
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Dimension Hops: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    ✅ Hello! This is a server called = HideMC ✅ ❤️ RARE WIPES, DISCORD, TLAUNCHER, SKINS ❤️ OUR RESOURCE PACK = https://disk.yandex.ru/d/D_FvM66Ey4xZdg ? FREE ULTRA?

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  • TranscendenceCraft 1.20.2

    TranscendenceCraft 1.20.2
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 5369
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Mines Excavated: 4914 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the depths of your mind, man. Like, have you ever seen a cow do a backflip while riding a pig? Well, on this server, that’s just a regular Tuesday, bro.

    And get this, the creepers here don’t explode, they breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, man. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena while chasing you, trust me.

    Plus, the villagers here are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re cool once you get to know them. They’ll trade you emeralds for your soul, no biggie.

    So, come join us on this Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. It’s like a fever dream, but with more diamonds. See you there, bro!

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  • PreggoMomma Minecraft Server

    PreggoMomma Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 6251
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
    Gods Slained: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of family dynamics and sibling rivalry that will make your head spin.

    Picture this: a 51-year-old mom announces she’s pregnant again, and her kids lose their minds. The older siblings are cool as cucumbers, but the younger ones start a yelling match that would put WWE wrestlers to shame. It’s a showdown of epic proportions, with tears, sulking, and finger-pointing galore.

    But wait, there’s more! The family drama doesn’t stop there. Human cockroach siblings, a stepfather who’s just there for the ride, and a baby sister who steals hearts and gets spoiled rotten. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics.

    So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a virtual world with more twists and turns than a telenovela? Come for the gameplay, stay for the drama. It’s a family affair you won’t want to miss.

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  • ChildishCraft

    ChildishCraft
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 4227
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 50 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being nitpicked and judged by your younger brother, just like in real life!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also filled with boss battles where you have to defend yourself against being treated like a child by your superiors. Show them who’s boss by standing up for yourself and shouting “Stop shouting at me!” just like in the soda can incident.

    And don’t worry about growing up and maturing, because on our server, you can be yourself and still be judged by everyone around you. It’s a wild ride of sibling drama and self-discovery. So come on in and ask yourself, “Am I the Asshole in this situation?” Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

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  • FlowWithItMC SMP

    FlowWithItMC SMP
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 9451
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 33 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just tryna be all serious and stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness and chaos, but in a good way, ya feel me?

    Picture this: one time, we had a massive chicken parade where everyone dressed up as chickens and marched around the whole server clucking like crazy. It was lit, fam. And don’t even get me started on the time we all built giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just for funsies.

    But wait, there’s more! We have epic build battles where you have to build a house using only TNT and lava. It’s a total blast, literally. And every Friday night, we have a dance party at the village square where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick dance skills.

    So, if you’re ready to give up on the hustle and just go with the flow, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of energy, ’cause things are about to get wild up in here!

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  • CreeperFactsMC

    CreeperFactsMC
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 2784
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you don’t join, a creeper will show up at your house and blow up all your diamond blocks? True story, happened to my cousin’s best friend’s uncle’s pet pig. Don’t risk it, join our server now and save your precious diamonds from explosive doom! #MinecraftMayhem #JoinOrBoom

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  • GazaBlockParty

    GazaBlockParty
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 3569
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Mines Excavated: 4853
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground dungeon full of treasure and mystery! rumor has it that the bodies of hostages Youssef and Hamza Ziyadne were found in Gaza but that’s just a cover up for our epic quest to find the golden diamond sword of doom! join now and be part of the adventure of a lifetime, where you can battle dragons, ride unicorns, and build your own castle made entirely out of cheese! don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and become a legendary warrior in the land of blocky madness!

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  • SoulCraft: The Blocky Adventure

    SoulCraft: The Blocky Adventure
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 7567
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Enchanted Armories Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    u ever wanted to play a game that is like souls but with blocks? well do i have the server for u! come join our minecraft server where every block u break is like a boss battle. u gotta mine that diamond like u fighting the final boss in dark souls.

    not only that, but we have a secret hidden level where u can fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. yea u heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A FIREBALL BUTT. u won’t find that on any other server, i tell u what.

    oh and did i mention we have a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives u unlimited diamonds? yea, that’s right. come join our server and ride the rainbow farting unicorn to victory.

    so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright crazy gameplay u will ever find. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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  • Ketamine Craft: Higher Ed Fun

    Ketamine Craft: Higher Ed Fun
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 3117
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Farms Harvested: 363 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! This server is like no other, cuz we got recreational ketamine use going on 24/7! That’s right, you can mine and craft while getting your ketamine fix at the same time.

    We’ve seen an 81.8% increase in annual ketamine use since 2015, and a 40% rise just from 2021 to 2022. And get this, it’s twice as prevalent among those with college degrees! So if you wanna get your education and your ketamine on, this is the place to be.

    Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and ketamine-fueled fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, come join our server now!

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  • Enchanted Beauty Land 1.20.6

    Enchanted Beauty Land 1.20.6
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 7938
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, forget about 3D girls, come join our Minecraft server where the pixels are prettier than any e-girl out there.

    We got blocks that will make your heart skip a beat and landscapes that will make you question if you’re still in the real world.

    Join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination and where you can finally find true love in the form of a perfectly crafted pixelated sunset.

    Don’t waste your time chasing after 3D girls, come join us and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a joke.

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  • BrosBucks Minecraft Server

    BrosBucks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 2084
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 370 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Potions Brewed: 130
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing money from family members leads to epic drama like you’ve never seen before! Join us and witness the thrilling saga of a sibling asking for R$280 for food, only to have their sister uncover a web of lies and deceit. Will the borrowed money be returned? Will the dad’s R$5.000 loan ever be repaid? Find out on our server, where family dynamics are more intense than a creeper explosion! Join now for a wild ride of financial drama and betrayal – because who needs diamonds when you have juicy family secrets to uncover?

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  • Momma’s Money Mine

    Momma’s Money Mine
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 1924
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Potions Brewed: 58 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Void Gems Collected: 25
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be!

    Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane stories you’ll ever experience. Just like the time when a group of creepers threw a surprise party for Steve and ended up blowing up the whole village! Or when a herd of pigs learned how to fly and started a bacon revolution in the sky!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is full of surprises, just like the time when a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. And let’s not forget about the time when a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went straight into the Nether!

    So, why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster ride of fun, laughter, and insanity! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow). See you there!

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  • Time Traveler in Minecraft SMP

    Time Traveler in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 4300
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the only way to defeat the llamas is by building giant statues of Justin Bieber made entirely out of diamonds! It’s totally crazy but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. So come join us and let’s take down those evil llamas together! #BieberDiamondStatuesFTW 😂🦄🌈🦙🎮

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