Minecraft SMP: CreeperCount – how many tonight?

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New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the chaos and hilarity you could ever want!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, spontaneous dance parties in the Nether, and treasure hunts that lead to… well, let’s just say you might end up with more than just diamonds in your inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” where all players must wear sombreros and only eat tacos for the entire day. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of creepers trying to salsa dance.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor. Because on our server, anything can happen… and it usually does.

Mom’s Minecraft Server: No Dad Gifts

Resentment, teenagers, ignoring, Minecraft, Gifts

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of carrying the entire Christmas load? Look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of doing all the work while your husband plays games in the basement. Our server is the perfect escape for those who want to vent about their lazy partners while building epic structures in a virtual world. Plus, we have a special holiday event where you can wrap virtual gifts and send them to your spouse in-game, just to remind them of all the hard work you do. So come join us and let out all your frustrations in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

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FartCraft: AITA Edition

relationship dynamics, Disrespect, Conflict Resolution, overreacting, immature behavior

Are you tired of being farted on by your friends in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, farting is strictly prohibited! No more “fart transplants” or butt-to-butt farts here, only good, clean fun in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us and leave the stinky farts behind as you build, explore, and create with fellow gamers who respect personal space and boundaries. Say goodbye to the disrespect and hello to a community that values your comfort and sanity.

And if you’re worried about retaliation farts, fear not! Our server has a strict no-farting-back policy, ensuring that everyone can play in peace without the threat of a fart attack. So come on over and let’s build a world free from unwanted gas emissions – because life’s too short to be farted on in Minecraft!

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New Server IP
Gifts4MeXmasSMP

holiday treats, Gifts4MeXmasSMP, Splurge, self-indulgence, self-treats

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts diamonds! I know, right?! And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing pandas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP ever! You won’t regret it, I swear on my collection of enchanted rubber chickens.

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New Server IP
BlockyPinkSlipCraft

unfair dismissal, employment termination, being fired without cause, wrongful termination, worst ways to be fired

Are you tired of getting fired from jobs for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about getting fired again because on our server, the only way you’ll get “fired” is if you accidentally set your virtual house on fire (which is actually quite easy to do, so watch out for those lava buckets!).

We have a thriving community of players who have all been fired from their virtual jobs in the most outrageous ways. From accidentally punching their virtual boss in the face to building a giant statue of themselves instead of doing actual work, our players have truly mastered the art of getting fired in style.

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild as you try to outdo your fellow players in the most absurd ways possible. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of getting fired in the most hilarious way!

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New Server IP
BungalowBanterCraft

Article, BungalowBanterCraft, Singapore, bungalow sales, bloomberg

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, just like when Singapore was all like “nah uh” to Bloomberg over some bungalow sales article. like, can u even imagine the drama? well, that’s what this server is all about – drama, chaos, and pure insanity. u gotta be there to witness it all, or else u’ll be missing out on the craziest shenanigans ever. trust me, u won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where it’s at, yo.

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Minecraft SMP: CreeperCount – how many tonight?

Mom’s Minecraft Server: No Dad Gifts

FartCraft: AITA Edition

Gifts4MeXmasSMP

BlockyPinkSlipCraft

BungalowBanterCraft