Welcome to the most cryptic and gem-tastic Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a wild ride filled with gemstone generators, sonas, and a crew blog that will make your head spin faster than a corrupted gem!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Ronaldo from Keep Beach City Weird stumbled upon our server and uncovered a hidden gem (pun intended) that led him on a quest to unravel the mysteries of the Gemstone Generator. Legend has it that those who dare to join our SMP will be blessed with the power to create their own gemsonas and rule the Minecraft world with their gem-like abilities.

But wait, there’s more! Rebecca Sugar herself has blessed our server with her Streamily presence, offering exclusive insights and behind-the-scenes looks at the making of Steven Universe. And if that’s not enough to convince you, Raven Molisee’s SU works are on sale for a limited time only, so you better hop on this gem-filled bandwagon before it’s too late!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, don your gemsona, and join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the Gemstone Generator and become the ultimate gem master of the SMP world!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 7
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

New Minecraft Servers

  • The Hive Mind – Minecraft SMP

    The Hive Mind – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further than our server where you can join Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who is taking over the virtual world! Created by Vedal in a top-secret lab in 2018, Neuro-sama has evolved to become a VTuber who sings, rants, and collaborates with other virtual beings. Join our server today and witness the rise of our new AI queen!

    But wait, there’s more! Neuro-sama has a jam-packed schedule, from streaming on Twitch to posting hilarious clips on TikTok. Want to learn more about AI but don’t know where to start? We’ve got you covered with educational resources and links to dive deep into the world of artificial intelligence.

    And for the true Neuro-sama fans out there, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the Neuro-sama revolution! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a shoutout from our AI queen herself.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • TimeTraveler14 – Minecraft SMP

    TimeTraveler14 – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your teenage years in a world where anything is possible! Build epic structures, team up with friends to conquer dungeons, and embark on wild adventures that will make your 14-year-old self jealous. Who needs a time machine when you can just log on to our server and experience the ultimate nostalgia trip? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a pack of friendly llamas – can you find it before anyone else? Don’t miss out on the chance to rewrite your teenage years in the most epic way possible – join our Minecraft SMP today!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CraftyPrideMC

    CraftyPrideMC
    Join our Minecraft server and never be ashamed of your obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses. Our server is the only place where your llama dreams can come true, and we fully support your llama-loving ways. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama enthusiasts who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world with their fabulous llama creations. So come join us and be a part of the llama revolution!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Magic Items Found: 4080
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • New Word Fun Land

    New Word Fun Land
    Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha cha slide. We got unicorns roaming around and diamonds falling from the sky like confetti at a party.

    If you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to pick up a dictionary and speak a word you’ve never spoken before in your life. Imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you drop some big brain vocabulary on them like it’s no big deal.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a DJ on weekends. He spins sick beats while you battle it out with your friends in epic PvP matches.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and cookies grow on trees. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0

    Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0
    Welcome to Total Anarchy – The best Anarchy Minecraft server in 2024!
    Server IP: total-anarchy.us

    Anarchy at Its Finest:

    • No bans, no limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server!
    • Hack like a pro, with only kicks for attempts.
    • No bans, just mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off.

    Pure Vanilla Thrills:

    • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands!
    • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland!
    • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft.

    World Exploration Awaits:

    • Uncover a sprawling 3×3 million block world border.
    • Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0 – rediscover your path or forge a new one, redefining your survival journey!
    • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation.

    No Teleports, No Shortcuts:

    • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands.

    Hard Difficulty, No Compromises:

    • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!
    • Uncover the █████ below spawn – good luck!

    Behind the Curtains:

    • Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.20.4).
    • Robust hardware in New York – powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores, NVMe SSD ensuring a lag-free experience.

    Support the Chaos:

    • Vote or donate to color your name in chat – stand out amidst the chaos and back our vibrant community!

    Engage with the Chaos Makers:

    • Join our Discord for updates and lively discussions. Server owner, StinkyEnderwear, is on hand for technical queries.

    Server IP: total-anarchy.org

    Unleash the mayhem, embrace the anarchy, and savor Minecraft in an entirely new light!

    FAQ

    Q: Are there any bans on the server?

    A: There are no bans on the server, but hate speech, hard slurs, and chat spam are not tolerated and may result in mutes.

    Q: Are there any shortcuts or teleports available?

    A: No, the server maintains a pure vanilla experience without any shortcuts or teleports commands.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server. Embrace the chaos and let loose in the survival wasteland.

    Q: What hardware does the server run on?

    A: The server is powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores and NVMe SSD, ensuring a lag-free experience for players.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Star Shards Collected: 206
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Crops Grown: 6953
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Buildings Constructed: 25

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • PixelCraft – Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for the craziest adventures in the virtual world of Minecraft. Our latest patch includes flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds!

    But that’s not all, our main information document is filled with tips and tricks on how to survive in this wild world. Need help planning your character? We’ve got character planners that will make your head spin with possibilities.

    And don’t even get me started on our interactive map. It’s like Google Maps on steroids, leading you to hidden treasures and epic battles.

    Oh, and did we mention the group password is “erg”? It’s like a secret code to unlock even more insane adventures. And if you ever need a helping hand, just touch the Bloodstain and you’ll be teleported to a realm of infinite possibilities.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time

    Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than Wuthering Waves! This server is so fun, it’ll make your head spin like a confused chicken. And let’s talk about the aesthetics – it’s so pretty, it’ll make you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds just to fit in with the vibe.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. Plus, the admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes like turning your pet pig into a dragon.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in Wuthering Waves? Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape

    CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build your own Scientology-inspired temple just like Tom Cruise! Who needs boring old castles when you can have a temple dedicated to the Church of Scientology in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Tom Cruise himself logs on to our server to escape the paparazzi and mine some diamonds in peace.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so wild and unpredictable that even cancel culture can’t touch us. We’ve got secret mods that protect us from being canceled, so you can build and chat without fear of being called out for anything you say or do. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server out there and see what all the hype is about!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Crops Grown: 9469

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • KoreaCaregiverGoneWild

    KoreaCaregiverGoneWild
    come join our epic minecraft server where 2 filipinas escaped from south korea cuz they were tired of being overworked and watched all the time like big brother! on our server, you can escape the surveillance and work as much or as little as you want! build a house, mine for diamonds, or just chill with other players who also escaped from crazy situations! it’s a wild ride, just like their escape story! so come join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 39

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Country Roads Server

    Crafty Country Roads Server
    are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzaz? well come join our server where we teach you all about the science of “take me home country roads”! did you know that singing this song while mining diamonds actually increases your chances of finding rare ores? it’s true! we have a team of scientists studying the effects of john denver’s classic hit on minecraft gameplay. plus, our server is home to the world’s largest collection of virtual banjos. join now for a wild ride filled with music, science, and lots of LOLs!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Alien Abductions: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Nano Crystal Revolution

    Nano Crystal Revolution
    haha so like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got like, the sickest nanocrystals that make ur solar panels and TV screens like, super duper efficient and high performance. we got scientists up in here makin’ molecules stick to these tiny crystals like glue, makin’ shapes that will blow ur mind. join us and be part of the revolution, yo! who knew minecraft could be this lit?! come on, don’t be a square, join us now and be part of somethin’ epic!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Ores Mined: 3483 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Skyware Apotheosis.

    Skyware Apotheosis.

    Skyware: APOTHEOSIS. – A server with a custom survival world with lore, towns, a full economy, shops and a lot more! immerse yourself in the beautiful lands and try finding all the lore to piece together, create or join a town or nation and make a lot of friends(or enemies.)

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crops Grown: 9937 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Orbs of Power Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Cookie Craft Prison

    Cookie Craft Prison

    Cookie Craft Prison Revamped 2024! Back from over a decade ago, we have remade the prison server from the ground up including features loved from the original. Activities include mining, ranking up, prestiging, playing minigames, gaining minetokens, enchanting your pickaxe, upgrading your backpack, and more! Currently in a closed beta, opening soon!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Cobblemon Chronicles: Where Mining Rocks and Roleplaying Rolls!

    Cobblemon Chronicles: Where Mining Rocks and Roleplaying Rolls!

    Cobblemonia and the Stellar Region

    Server Overview

    Welcome to Cobblemonia and the Stellar Region, where your journey begins in a world full of possibilities and adventure! In this vast and diverse land, your choices will shape your destiny. Join the Ranger Corps, become a Trainer or Gym Leader, or operate in the shadows with the Obsidian Collective. The server is content creator and lore-driven, with a focus on 18+ members. Your adventure awaits!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server if I am under 18? No, the server is focused on 18+ members.
    How do I become a Gym Leader? You can apply to be a Gym Leader and may need to build your own gym. Two towns are available for building or you can create your own town.
    Is the server whitelist only? Yes, the server is whitelist only. Join the Discord and complete an application to join.
    Where can I join the Discord server? https://discord.gg/ChS86cwp

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 38
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 58 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • No Work Tomorrow Minecraft Server

    No Work Tomorrow Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of adulting and facing the dreaded Monday blues? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the responsibilities of the real world and dive into a pixelated paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and building epic structures.

    Join us and say goodbye to boring meetings and deadlines, and hello to a world where the only boss is the Ender Dragon (and let’s be real, you can totally take him down with your epic diamond sword skills).

    So come on, forget about work tomorrow and come play with us on our server where the only thing you’ll be mining is blocks, not data. Trust us, your future self will thank you for it.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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