Minecraft SMP: > Creed: “Ain’t gonna be no rematch,…”

Touching Grass Minecraft Server

fresh air, GRASS, greenery, grounding, healthy living, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, natural beauty., Nature, outdoor activities, outdoors, Peace, reconnecting, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, Server, stress relief, touching, touching grass, Tranquility, well-being

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of being cooped up in your dark, dingy Minecraft caves all day? Well, fear not because on our server, we guarantee you’ll be touching grass in no time! That’s right, we have a special feature where every player gets teleported to a beautiful grassy field every hour to recharge their virtual vitamin D levels.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that drops diamond-encrusted eggs for you to use as weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden Hot Dog Forest, where trees are made of hot dogs and the rivers flow with ketchup.

Join us now for a wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Come touch some grass and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Kwab Drade’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Drades, Epic, KWAB, KWABDRADE, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

Welcome to KWABDRADE, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of derpy llamas who have a knack for causing mayhem and mischief. You never know what they’ll do next, but it’s guaranteed to be entertaining!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Get your groove on while dodging creepers and skeletons – it’s a real party in the mines!

3. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a talking chicken who thinks he’s a wizard to a sheep who’s convinced he’s a secret agent. You’ll never be bored with these wacky personalities around!

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join KWABDRADE today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SeatSnatcherCraft

alone, annoyance, attitude, Boundaries, bullying, Cheating, classmate, classroom behavior, Focus, Friend, high school, Integrity, peer pressure, personal space, Quiet, Respect, seat location, SeatSnatcherCraft, social dynamics, study, test

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of high school and join a community of players who actually appreciate you! Unlike that girl in 11th grade who can’t seem to mind her own business, our server is full of friendly players who won’t try to cheat off your test answers or make fun of you behind your back.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can focus on what really matters – like mining for diamonds and battling mobs. Plus, we have a strict no-cheating policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone peeking at your screen while you’re trying to survive in the wilderness.

So come on over to our server and leave the high school drama behind. Trust us, you’ll have a much better time hanging out with creepers and zombies than dealing with mean girls who can’t appreciate a good seat in class.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

IDGAFcraft

Apathy, couldn’t care less, couldn’t care less about, couldn’t care less if, couldn’t care less whether, couldn’t give a damn, couldn’t give a toss, disinterest, Disregard, don’t give a fig, don’t give a hoot, IDGAFcraft, indifference, indifference towards, lack of concern, neglect, nonchalance, not bothered, not fussed about, unconcern, whats the point

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the most chaotic and unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in! We don’t care about your feelings, your opinions, or even your sanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, upside-down trees, and a secret underground society of sentient potatoes plotting world domination. Who needs rules when you have pure, unadulterated chaos? So come on, join us if you dare, and leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BlockBusters: Beirut Boom

Assassination, Beirut, blockbusters, boom, Commanders, Conflict, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, Ibrahim Aqil, idf, IDF operation, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East tensions, militant group, Military, OPERATIONs, regional instability, SECURITY, security operation, Terrorism, terrorism threat

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF takes down Hezbollah! we are like the Avengers of the minecraft world, except we use pickaxes instead of superpowers. join us as we rid the land of evil and build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and enchanted gear. come be a hero with us and take down the bad guys like a true warrior!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Star Shards Collected:	55	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Zenith MC

Minecraft Survival Multiplayer Vanilla Community Builder Adventurer Redstone Creativity Discord Events Updates Support Wild Pure Journey Experience Whitelist Normal Ultimate, Survival, Vanilla

Join the Ultimate Survival Experience! Server: Zenith MC IP Address: ZenithMC.mcserver.us Version: 1.21 Game Mode: Survival Multiplayer Difficulty: Normal Mods: Vanilla Gameplay (No Mods) Whitelist: OFF (Everyone Welcome!)

Explore a community-driven, vanilla survival world! Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or redstone enthusiast, Zenith MC is the perfect place to start your next journey. Come and join us for a pure Minecraft experience with no mods—just you, your creativity, and the wild!

Join our Discord for community events, updates, and support: Zenith MC Discord

What are you waiting for? Jump in and be part of the adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Animals Bred:	132
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Cubywars

Bungee, classic, Community, community goal, CubyWars, Custom Cosmetic, customed, expand, Goal, in game, Join, Minecraft, Network, network store, rank system, Server, Skyblock, smp, Store, Survival, Unique

Welcome to CubyWars!!This server is based on the bungee server network.We offer SMP ( Classic ) and Skyblock (customed)as of right now and we will expand our network once we reach our community goal.We do offer a rank system which you can get by purchasing it on our network store or by getting it in-game.We also implemented Custom Cosmetic to make our server unique to us.There will be more stuff you can find out yourself by joining our server. Hope to see you there!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2786	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Turnabout SMP: Where griefing is just a figment of your imagination. Age 16+ and still blaming the lag for your bad builds

#addons, 24/7 uptime, Active, age, Anti-Stealing, bad, Blaming, Builds, Community, Events, figment, Friendly, Griefing, Halloween, imagination, Inclusivity, Lag, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Museum, quality of life, Safe, Semi Vanilla, shopping, smp, Survival, Turnabout, Vanilla

Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Events	We are entering a Halloween event and planning a museum.
Inclusivity	Turnabout welcomes everyone and provides a safe place to play.
Quality of Life Addons	Includes One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and more.
Shopping and Minigames District	Explore and participate in various activities.
Mayoral Elections	Players can influence the rules of the shopping and minigames district.
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins	Protection for items and builds with rollback capabilities.
24/7 Uptime	The server is always online and ready for players.

For more information and to join the community, visit our Discord server.

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join Turnabout, you need to be whitelisted. Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to apply for whitelist.

2. Is there an age requirement to play on Turnabout?

Yes, Turnabout is a 16+ server.

3. Are there rules in the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to maintain a friendly and respectful community. Please review the rules on our Discord server before playing.

4. Can I participate in the events and minigames?

Absolutely! We encourage all players to join in on the various events and activities hosted on Turnabout.

5. How do I report a player for stealing or griefing?

If you encounter any issues with stealing or griefing, please contact a staff member on the server or report the incident on our Discord server.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CuddleCraft Minecraft Server

Affection, Caring, comfort, Comforting, compassion, CuddleCraft, Cuddling, cutie patootie, emotional, Empathy, friendship, gentle, Kissing, love, Minecraft, Sadness, Sensitive, Server, Support, Sympathy, Tender, tummy rub, Understanding

Are you tired of feeling bad for your bros? Do you just want to cuddle with someone, kiss their face, and call them a cutie patootie? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more! Rub their tummy, rough up their hair, and embarrass them in the most hilarious ways possible. Join us for a wild ride of virtual affection and chaos! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have all the fun on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

/turnleft/ Xfinity Food City 300 Minecraft SMP

Adrenaline Rush, antennas, Bristol Motor Speedway, Broadcast, cars, city, Competition, CW Network, Dale Jr., drivers, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Food, live event, Minecraft, motorsports, Nascar, Racing, smp, Speedway, sports, television, turnleft, Xfinity, Xfinity Food City 300

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you’re racing around Bristol Motor Speedway on a pig while trying to avoid creepers and zombies at every turn. But that’s not all – this SMP is so wild that it’s actually being aired on the CW Network! Can you imagine the chaos of trying to build a base while dodging Dale Jr. as he zooms past in 13th place? It’s a thrill ride like no other, so grab your antennas and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TripToTherapy Minecraft Server

behavioral issues, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, education, emotional intelligence, excessive spending, family dynamics, family relationships, family trips, Family Values, intervention, materialism, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, Privilege, psychological help, Server, Social Skills, spoiled child, TripToTherapy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life like poor Irene spreading food and cat litter on your bed! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and craziness that will make you forget all about spoiled kids and messy situations.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun, unlike dealing with John and Palm who seem to be more interested in their fancy vacations than their own daughter’s well-being. Don’t worry, on our server, you won’t have to clean up after anyone but yourself (unless you want to, of course).

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs a psychologist when you can just play Minecraft and build your own world without any spoiled kids ruining it? Let’s escape reality together and have a blast on our server – where the only mess you’ll find is a creeper explosion!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HomeDepotPupper

aita, Boundaries, child safety, Confrontation, dog owner, dog-friendly, Etiquette, golden retriever, Home Depot, Home Depot incident, HomeDepotPupper, Kid, leash, parenting, personal space, pet behavior, pet etiquette, public place, service dog, social norms, vest

Are you tired of getting chewed out by random strangers for protecting your child from “service dogs” at Home Depot? Then come join our Minecraft server where there are no pesky canines to bother you! Our server is completely dog-free, so you can mine and build in peace without worrying about any furry interruptions.

Join us and build your dream home without any unwanted sniffing or slobbering from uninvited service dogs. Don’t let anyone call you an asshole for protecting your child – on our server, you’re the hero! So leave the dog-friendly places behind and come join us for a dog-free Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew virtual construction could be so drama-free?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	239	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EndlessCraft SMP: Sex Time Limit?

EndlessCraft, Intimacy, Limit, relationship satisfaction, sex, sex duration, sexual activity, sexual communication, sexual compatibility, sexual connection, sexual duration, sexual endurance, sexual frequency, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, Sexual intimacy, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual stamina, sexual wellness, smp, Time

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us for endless fun and chaos as we embark on ridiculous quests like building a giant chicken statue or racing pigs through a lava obstacle course.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Sex Olympics” where players compete to see who can last the longest in a… unique endurance challenge. Will you be the last one standing or will you crumble under the pressure? Only one way to find out!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of questionable content. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SodaCraftersUnited

Beverage, carbonated beverage, Cherry, Coca Cola, Cola, cream soda, Dr. Pepper, drink, fanta, favorite soda, grape, lemon-lime, Mountain Dew, orange, pepsi, refreshment, root beer, Soda, SodaCraftersUnited, soft drink, sprite

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only soda allowed is Creeper Cola! Why, you ask? Because every time you take a sip, a creeper explodes in real life! Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be hilarious? Join our server for the chance to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while trying to build your dream castle. Trust us, it’s a blast! Plus, rumor has it that if you drink enough Creeper Cola, you’ll gain the ability to teleport like an enderman. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

RadwanRaiders

Assassination, Axios, Conflict, Eliminated, extremist group, Figures, hezbollah, Hezbollah leaders, Hezbollah operatives, international news, Israeli official, MIDDLE EAST, militant organization, Military, political violence, Radwan force, RadwanRaiders, security threat, targeted killings, Terrorism, upper leadership

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can eliminate ur enemies like Hezbollahs Radwan force upper leadership? well, this is the place for u, my dude! we got approximately 20 figures waiting for u to take them down and become the ultimate warrior in the blocky world!

join us now and show those Israeli officials who’s boss! we promise u a wild ride filled with crazy battles and epic victories. don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane adventure! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s do this!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31