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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 7903 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and will trade you emeralds for your most prized possessions.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Just be sure to watch out for the evil sheep who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant wool factory. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this madness!