Minecraft SMP: Chunky Shopper’s Delight | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyRoomHoarding

cleaning, condiments, contributing, CraftyRoomHoarding, DISHES, financial tight spot, groceries, hand soap, household items, kitchen, Mops, overflowing trash can, paper towels, phone bill, Rent, roommate situation, Streamer, Sweeps, TOILET, toilet paper, trash bags, Tub, video games

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	325
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Farms Harvested:	110
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Votes:	7981

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of sharing communal resources! Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off creepers while also fighting for your right to toilet paper and trash bags!

Imagine a world where your roommate can’t mooch off of your supplies because you’ve hidden them in your virtual room. Build your own virtual fortress and never worry about running out of essentials again!

You’ll encounter challenges like never before, such as navigating through a maze of dirty dishes and overflowing trash cans. But fear not, for you are not alone in this battle against the lazy roommate who only knows how to stream and get high.

Join us on this epic adventure and show the world that you are not the asshole for wanting to keep your hard-earned supplies to yourself. Let’s clean up this virtual world, one block at a time!

WordNerdMC SMP – Love words & Minecraft!

Beautiful, Communication, Descriptive, emotion, Expression, favorite words, Impactful, inspiring, Intriguing, Language, linguistics, love, Meaning, memorable, Minecraft, Personal, Poetic, Powerful, smp, Thought-provoking, Unique, vocabulary, why, WordNerdMC, Words

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	342
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mines Excavated:	2593

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, no joke! And the best part is, the owner is a talking llama who gives out free diamond armor to everyone who joins. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where you can ride on rainbow unicorns and battle evil zombie chickens. It’s like a dream come true, seriously, you won’t regret joining this server, trust me bros.

CraftyFoolsMC

bad advice, bad tips, CraftyFoolsMC, damaging advice, harmful advice, harmful suggestions, harmful tips, incorrect advice, incorrect tips, misguided advice, misguided counsel, misguided recommendations, misguided suggestions, misguided tips, poor advice, poor guidance, terrible advice, terrible suggestions, unhelpful advice, worst advice, wrong advice

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Love Letters Sent:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous advice like building your house out of TNT for extra security or trying to tame a creeper as your pet! Who needs boring old advice when you can join our server and live life on the edge (literally, because we have a giant cliff you can jump off of for fun)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some truly terrible advice that will have you laughing all day long!

Mystic Pixel Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, anal sex, Boundaries, Communication, consent, experimentation, Intimacy, long-term relationships, mystic, open communication, PIXEL, Pleasure, Realms, relationships, satisfaction, sexual activities, sexual compatibility, sexual exploration, sexual frequency, sexual health, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, taboo topics, Trust

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Animals Bred:	153
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a virtual world where you can do all the anal you want with your gf, but like, in a totally PG way, ya know?

Like, imagine building a whole castle together and then having an anal picnic on the rooftop. It’s like romantic and adventurous at the same time, bro!

Plus, there are like so many cool mini-games and challenges to do with your gf, it’s like anal but with a twist!

So come join us and let’s get our anal building skills on, bro! It’s gonna be a wild ride!

Name Change Minecraft Server

acceptance, aita, alternate education, CHANGE, changing my name, Communication, family conflict, family dynamics, Individuality, Minecraft, name change, parental approval, peer acceptance, personal choice, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-confidence, Self-expression, self-identity, Server, standing your ground, support system, teenage struggles

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Looking for a place where you can be whoever you want to be without judgment? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and choose any name you want, whether it’s Piper, Pikachu, or even Pumpernickel!

We understand the struggle of wanting to change your name and we fully support your decision. Our server is a safe space for all, where you can express yourself freely without fear of backlash.

Join us for a fun and accepting community where you can be your true self, no matter what name you choose. And hey, if your mom doesn’t like your new name, just tell her you’re joining our server to escape the drama! 😉

CraftyQueerLove

bad relationships, Brett, Cheating, childhood best friend, conservative bubble, CraftyQueerLove, cute guy, drama queen, family, Gay bars, Gay Husband, GRINDR, groom, Job, nightclub, non committal, reputation, throwaway account, Wedding, WIBTA

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	276
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life like our friend here! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Looking for a non-committal relationship like our friend? Well, on our server, you can build relationships with other players without any strings attached. Who knows, you might even find your own Brett who knows his way around a blocky body!

Just like our friend at the wedding, you never know who you might run into on our server. Will you uncover scandalous secrets and juicy gossip like they did? Or will you be the one causing all the drama? The choice is yours!

Join us on our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. Who needs Grindr and gay bars when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you hook up with the groom…just make sure to keep it a secret from Jen!

BlockyConfessions

BlockyConfessions, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-identity, self-journey, self-realization, self-transformation, self-understanding

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Are you still hiding the fact that you’re secretly a llama in real life? Well, fear not my furry friend, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all llamas with open arms! Join us and embrace your inner llama as you roam the pixelated plains, spit at creepers, and show off your impeccable fashion sense with the latest llama-themed skins.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic chicken coops that put even the most seasoned Minecraft players to shame. Join their ranks and learn the ways of the chicken as you cluck your way to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Embrace your true self and join our wacky, wild, and woolly Minecraft server today!

Mystic Isles – Enchanted Realms 1.21

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is like the Big Boy Edition of all servers, ya know? It’s like the YGO Training stream at 6PM PT or 9PM ET on 2/18, but in Minecraft form.

You gotta join this server because it’s like watching Birthday 3D Live on repeat, but with blocks and stuff. Plus, the debut on this server is gonna blow your mind, just like the 3D debut.

Check out the Youtube channel for some sick content and the schedule to see when the next crazy event is going down. And don’t forget about the merch, gotta rep that Fuwawa and Mococo swag.

Oh, and there’s some /baubau/-related content that’ll make you question reality. So come join this server and experience the madness for yourself. It’s like a hololivepro.com/en/collections/fuwawaabyssgard (Fuwawa) and hololivepro.com/en/collections/mococoabyssgard (Mococo) collab, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out, bro!

DailyDirtBlocker

bathroom usage, daily routine, DailyDirtBlocker, dancer, financial responsibility, household expenses, living situation, personal hygiene, personal space, rent payment, roommate agreement, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommates, shared living space, showering daily, water bill

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Magic Items Found:	4832
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where daily showers are not only allowed, but encouraged! We understand the importance of personal hygiene, especially after a long day of mining and crafting.

Join us and never worry about someone standing outside your virtual bathroom, questioning your shower habits. Our water bill is non-existent in this pixelated world, so shower to your heart’s content without any judgment.

Don’t let anyone rain on your shower parade, come join us and let’s wash away the negativity together! Remember, cleanliness is next to blockliness on our server.

AutismCraft: Normal is Overrated

autism, AutismCraft, communication differences, hidden disabilities, misunderstood, neurodivergence, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, neurotypical, normal, Overrated, perspective, sensory processing, social acceptance, social awareness, social challenges, social cues, social differences, social expectations, Social Interaction, social norms, Social Skills, unique perspective

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where the neurotypicals dictate what’s normal? Join our Minecraft server where being on the autism spectrum is not only accepted, it’s celebrated!

Our server is a safe haven for all the quirky, unique minds out there. Build your dream world without any judgment from the neurotypicals.

We have a special section on the server called the “Autism Wonderland” where everything is designed to cater to your unique needs. Need a break from socializing? No problem, just retreat to our sensory-friendly relaxation area.

Join us and let your autism shine in all its glory! Who needs neurotypicals when you have a whole community of fellow autistics to build and create with? Let’s show the world that being different is not only okay, it’s awesome!

TaiwanStraitWarrior Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, Canadian warship, chinese military, Condemnation, defense operations, diplomatic dispute, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, maritime security, military confrontation, military exercises, military presence, Minecraft, naval maneuvers, naval operations, Sensitive, Server, Taiwan Strait, TaiwanStraitWarrior, territorial sovereignty, Transit

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2059
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz the chinese military is like totally condemning canadian warships and stuff. like, they’re all up in arms about it. but on this server, we’re all about peace and harmony, man. come join us and build some epic structures while avoiding any sensitive straits, ya feel me? plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. join now before the chinese military comes after us next!

ElonMuskHaterzCraft

Australian attitudes, Australians, billionaire, controversial figures, dislike, elon musk, ElonMuskHaterzCraft, intense dislike, negative reactions, negative sentiment, news headline, public figure, public opinion, public opinion poll, public perception, public sentiment, social media backlash, SpaceX founder, survey results, technology industry, Tesla CEO

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

so, like, you know how Australians are all like “oi mate, let’s throw another shrimp on the barbie”? well, turns out they ain’t too keen on ol’ musky boy, elon musk. like, they straight up dislike him, mate. but hey, who needs elon musk when you can join our epic minecraft server, where we don’t discriminate against anyone, not even billionaires who wanna colonize mars. come join us for some sick builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s more welcoming than a kangaroo hopping into your backyard for a bbq. crikey, mate, you won’t wanna miss out on this one!

Island Air Pollution Fun

Air, air pollution, air quality, atmospheric pollution, environmental concerns, environmental impact, environmental study, Fiji, Fun, health risks, ISLAND, Pacific Island, Pacific region, particulate matter, PM10, PM2.5, Pollution, pollution control, pollution levels, pollution limits, pollution monitoring, public health, solomon islands, urban areas

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	826
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the air is so clean, you won’t even need a mask! unlike those pacific islands with their polluted air, our server is like a breath of fresh air! literally!

we guarantee that our PM2.5 and PM10 particle levels are so low, you’ll feel like you’re breathing in pure oxygen! no need to worry about toxic air here, just pure, clean minecraft fun!

so come on over and join us for a pollution-free gaming experience! who needs clean air in real life when you can have it in minecraft, amirite?

Luminous Realm 1.20.6

1:500, 1.20.6, age, baseline, Compare, comparison, Competition, data analysis, ELO Thread, Experience, highest rating, leaderboard, luminous, male players, number of women, Player Base, Rating, Realm, relationships, sex, statistics, straight male, Thread

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6101
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Potions Brewed:	198	Secret Passages Found:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a total sausage fest but we’re keeping track of how many chicks we’ve banged! I’m 32 and I’ve gotten with 20 ladies, so like, the baseline is 1500 or something. It’s totally wild, man, you gotta come check it out and see if you can beat my score! Let’s get those numbers up, baby!

PartyPooperVinylVillain

bullying, communication breakdown, detention, discipline, family conflict, football team, grounding, harsh punishment, high school, Mac Miller, parenting, Party, PartyPooperVinylVillain, Phone, prank, Son, special needs, Swimming In Circles, teenage behavior, Valentine’s Day, Vinyl

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your son’s shenanigans? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Mac Miller would approve.

Join us for a wild ride where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure. Build your own empire, battle monsters, and make new friends who won’t ruin your vinyl collection.

Forget about being grounded or dealing with rude teenagers, on our server, the only thing you’ll be crashing out is creeper parties. So come on, join us and leave all the drama behind. Because in the world of Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be bullying is zombies. Let’s block and roll, baby!

Players:	101/500	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17