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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 2766 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Emeralds Found: | 9574 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
1. Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. 2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds… and also a pet dragon named Fluffy. 3. Our PvP battles are so intense that players have been known to spontaneously break out into interpretive dance mid-fight. 4. The server owner once rode a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen and emerged victorious, with a crown made of emeralds. 5. We have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with loops and twists that will make your head spin faster than a shulker in a tornado.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself! Remember, it’s not just a server, it’s a wild adventure waiting to happen.