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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 7016 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 75 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 9673 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
1. Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. 2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds… and also a pet dragon named Fluffy. 3. Our PvP battles are so intense that players have been known to spontaneously break out into interpretive dance mid-fight. 4. The server owner once rode a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen and emerged victorious, with a crown made of emeralds. 5. We have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with loops and twists that will make your head spin faster than a shulker in a tornado.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself! Remember, it’s not just a server, it’s a wild adventure waiting to happen.