Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Squad

AMA, blockg, blocky, Crossover series, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, Funkg Mod Wiki, Funkin Crew, Gaming, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, modding community, modding help, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Phantom Arcade, Pico, playable Pico update, QT is back., Resources, smp, Spooky Month, squad, Stream summaries, TANKMEN, thread theme

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is like no other, with crazy builds inspired by Friday Night Funkin’ and all its crossovers. Join us and you’ll find yourself battling it out in epic rap battles with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness characters, and even the spooky month crew!

In our latest update, we’ve added a playable Pico character that will blow your mind. And guess what? QT is back, baby! It’s like a funky dream come true. Plus, our Funkin Crew’s blog posts are so fire, you’ll be glued to your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our modding community is off the charts, with resources and help galore. Want to create your own funky masterpiece? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s get funky together! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Mystic Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, A Thousand Blazing Suns, character builds, Character Trailer, Citlali, Daily check-in rewards, Dimensional Detective Chronicles, Gaze of the Stars, genshin impact, Hoyofair Web Event, Incandescent Ode of Resurrection, Isles, Maps, Mavuika, mystic, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, Stand With Mavuika, Starcaller’s Watch, Sunset Animated Short, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.3 Trailer, Vow of Blazing Blood

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got characters with names like Mavuika and Citlali, they’re like the superheroes of the blocky world. And get this, there’s a web event called “Stand With Mavuika,” like, why wouldn’t you want to stand with a blocky hero? Plus, we got banners with weapons like A Thousand Blazing Suns and Starcaller’s Watch, I mean, who wouldn’t want to wield those bad boys in battle? And don’t even get me started on the daily check-in rewards, it’s like Christmas every day! So come on, join us and let’s unleash the chaos in this Minecraft server like never before!

MomApologyMC Server

aita, apologies, Apology, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family, family dynamics, Grandparents, Kids, MomApologyMC, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Gods Slained:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a fortress of boundaries, keeping out unwanted hugs and unsolicited kisses like a pro. Join us and experience the thrill of setting limits and sticking to them, just like our players stick to their diamond armor.

Our server is so boundary-focused, even the creepers know to keep their distance. And if anyone tries to cross the line, our mods will swoop in like superheroes to protect your personal space.

So come join us on this epic adventure of setting boundaries and sticking to them, just like this family did with their overbearing mom. Who needs a sword when you have clear communication skills and a strong sense of self? Let’s build a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. See you in the game!

FiancéFailsMC

Accommodation, child friendly, Commitment, Communication, Community, FAITH, family, Feedback, Fiance, FiancéFailsMC, future husband, godfather, Marriage, motherly, moving too fast, new year’s eve, questioning commitment, relationship, Religion, Upset, young love

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family values and commitment… just like OP’s fiancé, or so we thought! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists, just like the time OP tried to win over her fiancé’s heart by hosting the ultimate New Year’s Eve party for his friend’s son.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the shocking moment when OP’s fiancé accuses her of trying to “buy a child’s affections” and not paying enough attention to him on their first New Year’s together. Will OP be able to navigate through this relationship rollercoaster or will she be left questioning her fiancé’s commitment just like you’ll be questioning your sanity after joining our server?

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Plus, we have virtual snacks and drinks to keep you fueled up for all the drama-filled adventures ahead. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the chaos begin!

Ugh, Creeper!

ANNOYING, annoying expressions, annoying habits, annoying people, annoying phrases, annoying tendencies, bothersome, bothersome language, common sayings, creeper, frustrating, grating, irksome, IRRITATING, irritating behaviors, irritating sayings, overused phrases, Pet Peeves, phrases, Repetitive, Ugh, vexing

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	901
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Void Gems Collected:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Tired of hearing “git gud” every time you lose a PvP battle? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only phrase you’ll hear is “OMG, how did you do that?!” Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come join us and show off your mad skills – who knows, you might even impress Herobrine himself!

ShadowFleetSabotageCraft

Baltic cable cut, Baltic Sea, cyber attack, damaged cable, Dec. 25, Espionage, european union, Finish agency, Finnish authorities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, NATO intervention, Russia shadow fleet, Russian involvement, sabotage, Sanna Sonninen, security breach, ShadowFleetSabotageCraft, submarine cables, tanker search

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7284
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Void Gems Collected:	39
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks and cables and shadow fleets oh my! we have crazy adventures like searching for tankers and cutting cables in the baltic sea. sanna sonninen is our director and she’s always on the lookout for russian shadow fleets trying to sabotage our server. join us on dec. 25 for some epic cable cutting action and see if you can uncover the truth behind the tanker mystery. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and join the madness!

survival! Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Free donation, Friendly, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

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Eden SMP

community arcade, Community Builds, Community Farm, community project, derogatory language, dragon fight, Eden, end dimension, Game Nights, glitches, Griefing, hacked clients, multiplayer, personal farm, shopping district, smp, Spawn area, spawn town, stealing, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, world terrain, x-ray resource packs

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Farms Harvested:	108
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	488
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Welcome to Eden SMP!

We are a survival multiplayer server focused on the vanilla experience. Our beautiful meadows-themed spawn area serves a neutral ground for all players to interact and collaborate!

Our Rules:

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling

Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs

Do not exploit any glitches

Do not use any derogatory language

Respect other players

Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars)

Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

Spawn Town:

Spawn coordinates are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn for players to buy/sell materials! Please remember that each shop should focus on a specific item or theme, and we encourage you to construct separate buildings for different shops.

Community Builds:

If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Please note, if you are building a farm that involves a shared public space it must be made into a community farm and not a personal one.

Community Arcade:

You are all invited to build a game at our community arcade, located north of the spawn. If there is enough interest, we may host regular game nights!

Join us at Eden SMP:

Apply here to join our community: Application Form

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Void Armor Forged:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	59663	Players Killed by Monsters:	3876
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Star Shards Collected:	93
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mines Excavated:	1753
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Endless Night Skies:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8453
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
New Chunks Explored:	581053	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dimension Hops:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	3969
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Emeralds Found:	1856	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6235	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.