Minecraft SMP: BLΛCKrabbitGamer

cute animals, domestic rabbit, long tail tag, black fur, adorable pets

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident player, BLАCK rabbit. She’s a mysterious character who constantly changes colors between blue and pink, leaving everyone scratching their heads in confusion. Some say she’s a shape-shifting alien, others think she’s just a glitch in the matrix. But one thing’s for sure, you’ll never have a dull moment with her around.

Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or watch as someone accidentally blows up their own house with a misplaced TNT block. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So come on, join us and embrace the madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, positive mindset, personal growth, Exercise, workout routine

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

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New Server IP
Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

blasphemy, Swear, expletive, vulgarity, obscenity

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

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Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Cable damage, east asia, territorial disputes, Surveillance, maritime security

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

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WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

mental illness, 13year, war trauma, mental health awareness, ptsd

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

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New Server IP
Up For Blocks Down For Ores

up for it, down for it, Keen, Positive, Game

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

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New Server IP

Minecraft SMP: BLΛCKrabbitGamer

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

Up For Blocks Down For Ores